afthavithm

(not to be confused with atavism): a horrible spiritual disease afflicting Jews and Muslims who over-consume pork and/or pork related products (said overconsumption of pork is strictly defined between said individual and G-d).

N.B: Left untreated, this disease, inevitably, will result in the utter nuclear, biochemical and molecular fission, disintegration (and ultimately death) of the monotheistic soul of the afflicted individual.
son: is it possible for Jews and Muslims to be Excommunicated from their religious communities?

father: No, not physically, but spiritually yes, if they suffer from afthavithm and their condition is left untreated.
by Sexydimma January 23, 2013
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making fun of the main historical actors of the Crusades of The Middle Ages (in the sense that The Crusades had no historically visible purpose to them at all, other then political and religious hate) this term is used to describe

a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.

boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.
by Sexydimma January 28, 2012
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(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.
IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.
by Sexydimma January 12, 2015
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ghetto-smart

a ) (adj): neither school-smart, street-smart, nor trade-smart
b) (being)-noun: the ability to be a carrot in god's potato field in the sense that you only possess knowledge and skills that you learned in, and that are only relevant to, your ghetto neighborhood
If you grew up in certain parts of NDG, Montreal, Canada, you are probably ghetto-smart, as opposed to St Henri, where people are more street-smart and/or trade-smart
by Sexydimma January 01, 2015
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Like it or lump it

Another term for "whether you like it or not "
Like it or lump it I'm not afraid to use my authority to punish you if I deem it appropriate
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where are you going?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?
person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. where are you going? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. Study your high school chemistry comme du monde.
by Sexydimma April 06, 2013
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pirate's slang

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary
by Sexydimma February 07, 2015
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