Sexydimma 's definitions

batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among winter time lobster and crab fishermen in North America: on a vessel, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England and in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.

to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune, is a snow-brainer if you live in Canada or The northeastern United States

by Sexydimma March 7, 2015

TDS

1) Trump Derangement Syndrome

2) (...) Dependency (...)
3) (...) Despondency (...)

TDS takes one of 3 forms and I use (...) instead of repeating certain repetitive words. Can you guess which words I replaced with (...)?

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

a.i

A) as is
B) artificial insemination, in terms of mediapocrisy

If you don't want to suffer from a.i definition b), just leave it a.i definition a), piss on it and walk away.

by Sexydimma July 17, 2017

citizen country

the country in which your company (or product) was originally headquartered (or produced) prior to outsourcing

for companies like paypal your citizen country is still the united states, even if you may do business elsewhere and your servers may be anywhere in the world.

by Sexydimma October 8, 2020

Nobel Prize of Disgrace

The Nobel peace prize for the year 1994, following the Oslo Peace Accords

The Nobel Prize of Disgrace was named as such because it's a Disgrace to give the Nobel peace prize to the actual recipients of said prize in 1994.

by Sexydimma October 14, 2025

Educated failure

A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office

Have you seen an educated failure? What about mayor Pete?

by Sexydimma October 15, 2024

space lemon

A person who daydreams at work, but the boss, for some reason, doesn't seem to care

Hey you, you space lemon, spring has sprung. Get up and go back to work.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2017