wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma December 21, 2013
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Snowed out

( verb to snow out). Cancel something important like a meeting either a) without a valid reason or b) a silly reason such a smallish ❄ snowstorm in a northern country like Canada 🇨🇦.
Friday Dec 16, 2022: the meeting between Justin Trudeau and Francois Legault, 2 Canadian politicians, one provincial and one federal, was you guessed it, snowed out 🌨
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follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale
If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?
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greenwashing

an attempt by companies to take their products and making them seem more biologically and/or environmentally friendly
greenwashing to me is a form of hypocrisy
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troglodyte

( a term invented by Montesquieu in his Spirit of the Laws)

A term of endearment used for small misbehaving children
Mother: Peter please pick up your toys and go to bed

Peter: lol I demand to be called troglodyte Peter.

Mother : well troglodyte Peter, pick up your toys please and go to bed?

Peter: okay
by Sexydimma March 11, 2017
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greenwashing

an attempt by companies to take their products and making them seem more biologically and/or environmentally friendly
greenwashing to me is a form of hypocrisy
by Sexydimma March 20, 2021
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