Pauline Marois

an eccentric, ethnocentric and somewhat xenophobic Quebec, Canada politician suffering from Severe Anachronistic History Syndrome
Pauline Marois, despite having intelligent ideas based on historically correct observations, probably won't be able to implement her ideas, because people in the Quebec government more historically enlightened than her understand that she suffers from Severe Anachronistic History Syndrome
by Sexydimma December 08, 2014
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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.
by Sexydimma October 05, 2012
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subjectively meaningless

an activity that is objectively useful to everyone you know, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
boy 1) my mother says that smoking Mary Jane is meaningless

boy 2) just ignore your compiliterate . her opinion is subjectively meaningless, that it is, it is meaningless only according to her, but meaningful to everyone else we know.
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
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Elmo's world

dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.

son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater

dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but ideas that are considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
by Sexydimma November 15, 2013
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pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma May 24, 2012
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To save my life

To not be afraid to get, in a timely manner, before you become a pill-popping trainwreck,appropriate psychiatric help for issues like a personal drug habit
I may need to save my life
by Sexydimma February 09, 2021
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