Dumb blonde

A stereotype made by insecure brunettes, who are jealous that guys just like blondes better!!!
Brunette: ew look at that dumb blonde

Guy: dayyyyum that blonde is hot af
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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Turtle heading

When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Dude1: wow look that guy is walking funny!!
Dude2: hahaha yeah he's definitely turtle heading !!!
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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