Definitions by Sex Offender with a Penis

YOU 

A dumb fuck who is reading this right now, wondering what the hell went wrong in your life to make you come to somewhere as immature as the urban dictionary. Get back to school work fAgOt

You are an idiot

YOU by Sex Offender with a Penis September 3, 2018

Sophie 

A bitch who sucks my dick

Sophie suck my dick

Sophie by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

Chair

Something you can grind your arse on at night when you're feeling lonely.

I like to grind on chairs :)

Chair by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

Klunk 

When you shit in a vase and it makes a clunking sound.

*klunk* I just shat in a vase :)

Klunk by Sex Offender with a Penis August 30, 2018

Amber 

A fucking arsehole that always turns me on

You're an arsehole amber

Amber by Sex Offender with a Penis August 26, 2018