Flying Nun

A chick who pretends to be celibate, but fucks like a bunny rabbit!

Sharon claimed to be a virgin, but she fucked the entire varsity basketball team >>> Flying Nun!

by Sex Ed December 8, 2006

sexlickdick

A common way for dislexic people to mis-spell, or mis-speak "dislexic".

DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".

YOU: (Pull down your pants)

DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)

YOU: (pull your pants up)

DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.

by Sex Ed December 10, 2006

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ML

"eM-eL" = M.L. = Monica Lewinsky = Blow Job = BJ.

JEFF: Sarah, come here and give me an ML.

by Sex Ed December 11, 2006

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Oral Bee

A cute little bug (a fly girl) who goes from bud to bud suckin' up all the nectar she can get!

"What an Oral Bee! I think Melissa has sucked off every guy on this block!"

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

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gentle herpes

Genital Herpes that is being treated with medication.

WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.

PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.

by Sex Ed December 30, 2006

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h1

THE BIGGEST HUMMER
1. Stainless steel, front-mid-engine SUV made by AMGeneral. AMGeneral having been the military vehicle division of AMC before AMC went bankrupt. AMGeneral was sold off before Chrysler purchased AMC. Chrysler simply bought AMC for its civilian JEEP line. AMGeneral is independant, but licenses GM to build & sell the H2 & H3. Hummers look like big Jeeps because, basically, they are!
2. A fantastic humming blowjob that leads to a mind boggling, cumblasting orgasm.

When I was in Nevada, this totally legal, high priced whore gave me an H1 in my H1 (I was in the Whorehouse parking lot).

by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

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