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mohosexual

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!
INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!
by Sex Ed January 19, 2007
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plant a tree

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
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H2

1. The #2 Hummer. NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but made by GM under license from AMGeneral. A cooler looking and MORE OFF-ROAD CAPABLE version of the Suburban.
2. A HUMMER blowjob that ALMOST makes you come, but leads to an AWESOME fuck instead!
My wife gave me an H2 in our H2.
by Sex Ed January 1, 2007
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Hoover's Revenge

When your cock gets stuck in the vacuum hose.
"I need a girlfriend REALLY bad dude!"

"Why say it like that Bro?"

"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
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swife

SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".
{Knock, knock}

{door opens}

"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"

"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."

"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"

"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."
by Sex Ed January 1, 2007
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Unik

Shortened version of eunich. Usually a castrated male. Can be a male (XY chromosomes) born without genitals (just a pee hole), or a man without any penis or sex drive or a man with a permanent case of ED.
The king used Uniks (Unix) to guard his harem.
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
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Flying Nun

A chick who pretends to be celibate, but fucks like a bunny rabbit!
Sharon claimed to be a virgin, but she fucked the entire varsity basketball team >>> Flying Nun!
by Sex Ed December 8, 2006
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