Sex ED's definitions

sexlickdick

A common way for dislexic people to mis-spell, or mis-speak "dislexic".

DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".

YOU: (Pull down your pants)

DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)

YOU: (pull your pants up)

DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.

by Sex Ed December 10, 2006

medophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to people in the medical profession.

Sally is a medophile, she only goes out with doctors.

by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

4K10

text talk: 4K10 = 4 K 10 = fornicating = having sex, fucking, gettin it on!

"I came over last night and the lights were on, so I knocked on the door, but, no one answered."

"We were 4K10."

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

H3

1. The #3 Hummer (the larger the #, the smaller the size). The H3 is NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but, made by GM under license from AMGeneral (as is the medium sized H2).
2. A HUMMER blowjob that JUST gets you hard, but no where near cumming. You better start fucking ASAP!

After my wife found out about the H1 from the high priced hooker in Nevada, she divorced me. Yesterday I got an H3 from a male prostitute downtown, then I fucked his ass. The condom broke. Shit! I hope I don't get AIDS!

by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

ML

"eM-eL" = M.L. = Monica Lewinsky = Blow Job = BJ.

JEFF: Sarah, come here and give me an ML.

by Sex Ed December 11, 2006

H2

1. The #2 Hummer. NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but made by GM under license from AMGeneral. A cooler looking and MORE OFF-ROAD CAPABLE version of the Suburban.
2. A HUMMER blowjob that ALMOST makes you come, but leads to an AWESOME fuck instead!

My wife gave me an H2 in our H2.

by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

Unik

Shortened version of eunich. Usually a castrated male. Can be a male (XY chromosomes) born without genitals (just a pee hole), or a man without any penis or sex drive or a man with a permanent case of ED.

The king used Uniks (Unix) to guard his harem.

by Sex ED July 28, 2006