ML

"eM-eL" = M.L. = Monica Lewinsky = Blow Job = BJ.

JEFF: Sarah, come here and give me an ML.

by Sex Ed December 10, 2006

medophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to people in the medical profession.

Sally is a medophile, she only goes out with doctors.

by Sex Ed January 17, 2007

swife

SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".

{Knock, knock}

{door opens}

"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"

"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."

"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"

"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."

by Sex Ed December 28, 2006

H3

1. The #3 Hummer (the larger the #, the smaller the size). The H3 is NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but, made by GM under license from AMGeneral (as is the medium sized H2).
2. A HUMMER blowjob that JUST gets you hard, but no where near cumming. You better start fucking ASAP!

After my wife found out about the H1 from the high priced hooker in Nevada, she divorced me. Yesterday I got an H3 from a male prostitute downtown, then I fucked his ass. The condom broke. Shit! I hope I don't get AIDS!

by Sex Ed December 27, 2006

bicyclist

Code term for bisexual.

"Damn she's hot. I'd love to go out with her."

"Like or dislike, she's a bicyclist man."

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

Hoover's Revenge

When your cock gets stuck in the vacuum hose.

"I need a girlfriend REALLY bad dude!"

"Why say it like that Bro?"

"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

SBN

Text talk for Lesbian.

"I asked Sharise out, but, she turned me down. God, I'm such a loser."

"No, it's cool, she's N SBN."

by Sex ED July 29, 2006