Kataklysm, is a fucking awesome Death Metal band from Canada. Their recent albums have kicked more ass than Chuck Norris. Shadows and Dust, Serenity in Fire, and In the Arms of Devastation are awesome albums that any TRUE metal fan should take a look at.
Poser Metal fan "Dood! Liek, what's Kataklysm? Are they as brutal as Slipknot?"
Set "Slipknot couldn't hold a god damn candle to the greatness of this band. GTFO and go buy In the Arms of Devastation."
Set "Slipknot couldn't hold a god damn candle to the greatness of this band. GTFO and go buy In the Arms of Devastation."
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007
Alive in Athens is arguably the greatest live album ever recorded. This fantastic album proves that Matt Barlow truly has one of the best voices in metal ever. If you don't own this album, get out to the store and buy it.
by Set Abominae June 24, 2007
Advent Children is a movie based on the popular game Final Fantasy VII. Truth be told, this movie sucked, but good luck getting any Final Fantasy junkie to admit that. As we all know, Final Fantasy VII was a great(albeit overrated)game. Square knew this as well, and so, this movie was made. The story is a poor excuse to have the two most popular emo characeters from the Final Fantasy series get into a huge epic fight. But the story didn't matter to the fans, they just creamed their pants as soon as Cloud and Sephiroth pulled out their giant swords and started swinging.
Final Fantasy Fanboy "Hey Set! Wasn't Advent Children a great movie!?!"
Set "Sure it was. If by great you mean: A poor story, a poor script, poor voice acting, and a bunch of cell phones. But i guess all that's ok, because the two emos had a big, overblown fight scene."
Set "Sure it was. If by great you mean: A poor story, a poor script, poor voice acting, and a bunch of cell phones. But i guess all that's ok, because the two emos had a big, overblown fight scene."
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007
TRUE Metal is the most under appreciated style of music today. There are many good, TRUE, metal bands that exist. However, shit like Slipknot, Korn, System of a Down, and (recent) Cradle of Filth have given this genre a bad name in the mainstream. Thus, all the good bands were forced to remain obscure. This is one thing that seperates the TRUE metalheads, from the posers. The posers are the stupid kids who claim to be metalheads, yet listen to nothing but slipknot while claiming to be "Hardcore". The TRUE metal fans are the ones who appreciate bands that are not well known to the media whores that MTV controls. TRUE metal fans and TRUE metal bands are the 2 last remaining hopes of the genre.
Poser "Hey, man slipknot is the most fuckin' Brutal metal ever!"
Set "GTFO!!!" *plays Iced Earth CD.*
Set "GTFO!!!" *plays Iced Earth CD.*
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007
A progressive power metal band that pwns. Melancholy Beast and Legend of the Bone Carver are awesome. Plus, they now have Matt Barlow, the greatest vocalist ever.
by Set Abominae August 31, 2007
50 cent, is the biggest disgrace to modern music. That's really all you need to know, i could go through a huge ass list of problems with 50 cent, but that would take up about 5 pages.
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007
KoRn is a band that pioneered the Nu-Metal genre. This of course means that it spawned a bunch of other shitty bands that are even worse than it, although that's pretty hard to imagine. KoRn's fan base consists of whining bitches who think their life is horrible, when in reality, there is nothing wrong. The KoRn fan base will also argue that the band is hated among metal heads do to it's different sound. In reality, different is a poor word to use, more like shitty. KoRn has ruined the Metal genre and spawned countless posers who are just in it for the money (Just like KoRn is).
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007