all you need is a phone

What one says when someone else is leaving, but they don't need anything. The "phone" means that they may carry a cell phone in case the mother is wondering about the son or daughter.

Blonde Chicken: "What will I need to bring with me?"
Mom: "Don't worry. All you need is a phone!"

by Seshie July 19, 2009

have a lump

To settle down, relax, and keep your mind off the problems of daily life. Often followed by such phrases as "maybe two or three"!

Calm down! Have a lump or two! Keep your mind off of politics for a while and think about the wonderful music we're about to hear!

by Seshie February 18, 2019

bathtaker

Someone who listens to one of their family members, and if one of them says they are going to take a bath, the one who hears this closes the bathroom door and gets in the bath, so the other family member can not get to the bath.

I know you silly punk. You are a bathtaker and you need to stop.

by Seshie September 17, 2008

Yourami

Not Miami.

Steve: I'm going to Miami.
Jimbo: Go ahead, go to Yourami.

by Seshie January 15, 2020

psychoshave

A crazy shave job.

When that guy was shaving, he did one heck of a psychoshave.

by Seshie January 15, 2009

jickness

Jazz sickness: a feeling you get when loud jazz music plays, and you can feel the bouncy vibration.

I am getting a little bit of jickness here!

by Seshie February 05, 2009

blueberries

Random word used as an interjection to indicate how little you care about something.

I will tell you my opinion about the things Kanye West puts on his social media. Blueberries!

by Seshie April 27, 2021