Penguin Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.

Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!

by servoisgod September 27, 2008

Nigger Flossing

When a black lady is giving you a BJ and the gap between her teeth cuts through the skin of the penis.

Man! I was getting my junk sucked by that hot black bitch, but she ended up Nigger Flossing my cock and now it's all torn up.

by servoisgod August 23, 2008

Sex-Mex

When you have been away from Tex-Mex for so that you actually orgasm from eating a good plate of Tex-Mex.

"OH MY GOD! I've been away so long that I just had Sex-Mex after eating those Fajitas!"

by Servoisgod April 17, 2008

Dingleberry of Truth

This is where you can no longer hide the fact that shit is starting to build up and you need to clean yourself of the mess your in.

Looks like you can't pay the rent because the business you started isn't working. Your are in the Dingleberry of Truth and need to do something about it.

by servoisgod July 28, 2008

Palazzo'd

When you are mistaken for someone else while doing something completely wrong or inappropriate.

"Dude I totally just Palazzo'd the guy in the stall next to me when the boss walked in."

by Servoisgod April 17, 2008