Definitions by Senor Gooch

precipit 

The morning dew that temporarily bifurcates a gentlemen's stream, causing it to sprinkle either side of the lavatory

"Sorry about the seat love, I wasn't expecting the precipit"

precipit by Senor Gooch November 1, 2019

Glitoris 

When you can't be arsed to glue on your vajazzle, so you just dip your fanny in glitter instead.

Gimme two minutes, I've just gotta slap some glitoris on my front bottom.

Glitoris by Senor Gooch May 27, 2019

rubrik 

A small growth on gooch caused by excessive rubbing of the lower pipe-shaft

All that action last night has given me a right old rubrik

rubrik by Senor Gooch April 2, 2018