Definitions by Senior Musk
Mansfield Mudpuddle
The act of having anal sex with a woman from behind while she is shitting on the man's dick. Anal sex should continue until the mudpuddle is dry. Then it becomes a Lima Lakebed.
*Best results if woman is fed a laxative.
*Best results if woman is fed a laxative.
Man, last night Womp pounded his girlfriends Mansfield mudpuddle until it became a Lima Lakebed! It was totally tubular!
Mansfield Mudpuddle by Senior Musk October 10, 2006
Sandusky Skidmark
The act of a man sitting on the woman's face and right before ejaculating he wipes his ass crack back and forth from the tip of the woman's nose to her forehead, hence creating a fresh skidmark. Best results are after taking a shit or having a dirty sweaty asscrack. *Results should resemble a hindu's red dot, only eliptical and brown!
Sandusky Skidmark by Senior Musk October 10, 2006
Lima Lakebed
Refers back to the Mansfield Mudpuddle:
Having anal sex with a woman from behind while she shits on your dick this continues until the anal cavity dries out like a lakebed (brown, blistered, and cracked)Known to be practiced in Lima, Ohio
Having anal sex with a woman from behind while she shits on your dick this continues until the anal cavity dries out like a lakebed (brown, blistered, and cracked)Known to be practiced in Lima, Ohio
Geez! Womp's Mansfield Mudpuddle continued with his girlfriend until it became a Lima Lakebed! No skiing this weekend!
Lima Lakebed by Senior Musk October 10, 2006