Definitions by Senator Assface

the killers 

No they do not rock. They suck ass. Their music is pretty much like the rest of the shit that Mtv tells you is cool; so therefore you must conform and think it's cool. Besides, why freak out about how "lyke OmG, there lyke sooOooO cuTE!! lOlLZZerz!!!11!!1 All the members are really gay.

Silly girls, the killers would much rather blow eachother than have sex with you.

the killers by Senator Assface September 6, 2006

Gerard Way 

queerbait piece of shit who steals off of other artists' ideas. Most notebly, Marilyn Manson. Don't believe me? There's an article about it Spin mag.

Gerard Way and his merry band of cock sucking pieces of shit couldn't make decent music or be original if their lives depended on it.

Gerard Way by Senator Assface September 3, 2006

middle school 

Welcome to the shittiest time of you life. Enjoy the next 3 years of Hell!

Middle school sucked ass.

middle school by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

MTV 

Tells millions of preppy teens what is cool and what is not. Has shit for shows, such as TRL, The Real World, Made, Pimp My Ride, etc. Pretty much everything that comes from that channel is lame.

Why doesn't MTV change their name? They don't even really play music videos anymore.

MTV by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

Soccer Hooligan 

Drunken badasses. Soccer Hooligans are my only reason to see a foot ball game...because they always make it interesting.

Fuck around with a soccer hooligan, and expect to lay on the ground.

Soccer Hooligan by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

Colorguard 

Cheerleading for the girls who weren't hot enough to be cheerleaders.

Sure cheerleaders are self-centered cunts, but they're atleast hot....the colorguard girls are the same...just not as hot...sometimes not even hot at all.

Colorguard by Senator Assface August 28, 2006

catch22 

see War On Terrorism, War On Drugs, War In Iraq, and Vietnam

Bush sure made a good catch22 over there in Iraq.

catch22 by Senator Assface August 28, 2006