republicriminal

Republicriminal scum...
by Senator Assface September 18, 2006
mugGet the republicriminalmug.

Soccer Hooligan

Drunken badasses. Soccer Hooligans are my only reason to see a foot ball game...because they always make it interesting.
Fuck around with a soccer hooligan, and expect to lay on the ground.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
mugGet the Soccer Hooliganmug.

chuck norris

Fuck Norris. His movies suck ass. Always have, and always will. He is a washed up actor, and it's toture to have to hear those goddamn "random fact" jokes about him. THEY ARN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!! Bruce Lee could kick Norris' ass. Bruce Lee really was a mean s.o.b. Infact, Lee let Norris be in one of his movies...in which he kicked the shit outta him. I don't understand why all these fucking retards idolize shitty martial artists like Norris instead of actual badasses.
Norris Lover:"Chuck Norris has really been dead for 10 years now...he doesn't know it though, becuase the Grim reaper is too scared to tell him. LOLerz!!!"

Non-Norris Lover:"...I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soddering iron now..."
by Senator Assface August 06, 2006
mugGet the chuck norrismug.

catch22

see War On Terrorism, War On Drugs, War In Iraq, and Vietnam
Bush sure made a good catch22 over there in Iraq.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
mugGet the catch22mug.

ditch

To leave someone or a group of people suddenly, often without their knowledge, making it all the more comical. Whoever said it comes from the German word dich is and idiot because dich means "you".
The German word dich has nothing to do with the English word ditch, numbnuts!
by Senator Assface November 08, 2007
mugGet the ditchmug.

chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.
Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!
by Senator Assface August 06, 2006
mugGet the chris tuckermug.

middle school

Welcome to the shittiest time of you life. Enjoy the next 3 years of Hell!
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
mugGet the middle schoolmug.