middle school

Welcome to the shittiest time of you life. Enjoy the next 3 years of Hell!
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
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bruce lee

Another way to spell his name is b.a.d.a.s.s
He could kick Norris' ass. He did in one of his movies....I forget which one. He probably still could kill Norris...and he's been dead for like 30 something years...
Bruce Lee will punch a hole through yo face bitch.
by Senator Assface July 18, 2006
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TI-84 Plus

It keeps math from being a pain in the ass!
The TI-84 Plus is the Aryan race of calculators.
by Senator Assface November 19, 2006
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Karl Rove

the master of puppets...
Karl Rove: "hahahaha dance for me!!!"
Bush: "yes master" *proceeds to dance*
by Senator Assface July 16, 2006
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chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.
Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!
by Senator Assface August 06, 2006
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America

The country that most of the world hates becuase of our excellent choice of leadership. It also allows such filth like that crazy Southern Baptist sect that protests funerals of soldiers and screams shit like "Thank God for dead soldiers! Thank God for 9/11! God hates queers!". Something, somewhere went horribly wrong.
Yeah, America is pretty much going down the drain.
by Senator Assface August 28, 2006
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