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Gerard Way

queerbait piece of shit who steals off of other artists' ideas. Most notebly, Marilyn Manson. Don't believe me? There's an article about it Spin mag.

Gerard Way and his merry band of cock sucking pieces of shit couldn't make decent music or be original if their lives depended on it.

by Senator Assface September 3, 2006

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The country that most of the world hates becuase of our excellent choice of leadership. It also allows such filth like that crazy Southern Baptist sect that protests funerals of soldiers and screams shit like "Thank God for dead soldiers! Thank God for 9/11! God hates queers!". Something, somewhere went horribly wrong.

Yeah, America is pretty much going down the drain.

by Senator Assface February 12, 2007

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jrotc

A group that personifies the word "tool". Recruits strut around school acting like they're all badass and better than everyone else because of their uniform. However most of them (if not all) are pussies, so if you do indeed call them a tool to their face, don't expect them to do anything more than say something as original as "fag".

Hey look it's a group of JROTC! Fucking tools...

by Senator Assface October 6, 2007

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chris tucker

The annoying, non-funny, and cheaper Chris Rock body double.

Meh, Chris Rock costs too much...let's go with Chris Tucker instead!

by Senator Assface August 6, 2006

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ditch

To leave someone or a group of people suddenly, often without their knowledge, making it all the more comical. Whoever said it comes from the German word dich is and idiot because dich means "you".

The German word dich has nothing to do with the English word ditch, numbnuts!

by Senator Assface November 8, 2007

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