pity pint

When people buy you drink/s out of sympathy.

My coworkers took me out for pity pints after I got laid off.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 11, 2009

199never

An alliterative way of saying something was never cool.

Fanny packs were cool in 199never.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 15, 2008

shower cap

The hat you wear to go out when you didn't shower.

I always throw on a shower cap to cover my hair when I didn't bathe.

by Semiuseful Magazine September 07, 2009

sandboxing

Childhood skirmishes.

The students were kept after school for sandboxing at recess.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 21, 2008

planekles

The foot-to-ankle swelling during a long flight.

I couldn't pull my shoes back on over my planekles after the transatlantic flight.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009

Anticlimagical

A hybrid of anticlimactic and magical; means a complete let-down.

Prom was the most anticlimagical night of my life.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 18, 2008

CEO-ment

When upper management makes a breathtakingly stupid spur-of-the-moment request or decision.

It was a true CEO-ment when my boss asked to see the pixels on our new logo.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 25, 2008