technocenturion

One who knows how to use technology but has already fallen out of touch with its many advances.
Even though she was a recent college graduate, the high school intern was already making her feel like a technocenturion.
by Semiuseful Magazine August 22, 2008
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Champizzle

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.
We toasted with Champizzle.
by Semiuseful Magazine July 11, 2008
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Anticlimagical

A hybrid of anticlimactic and magical; means a complete let-down.
Prom was the most anticlimagical night of my life.
by Semiuseful Magazine June 18, 2008
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Encyclopedia Blackout Brown

Piecing together previous night's events by studying the information + time stamps contained in texts, voicemails, photos and Facebook then interviewing witnesses as needed.
After waking up with no recollection of what transpired after 8 p.m. last night, I spent the morning playing Encyclopedia Blackout Brown.
by Semiuseful Magazine July 11, 2009
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aural asphyxiation

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.
Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.
by Semiuseful Magazine November 06, 2008
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plog

The newspaper plog increased my site traffic.
by Semiuseful Magazine August 20, 2008
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Twizzpagne

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.
We toasted with Twizzpagne.
by Semiuseful Magazine July 11, 2008
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