Semiuseful Magazine's definitions

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 21, 2009

planekles

The foot-to-ankle swelling during a long flight.

I couldn't pull my shoes back on over my planekles after the transatlantic flight.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 29, 2009

sandboxing

Childhood skirmishes.

The students were kept after school for sandboxing at recess.

by Semiuseful Magazine October 15, 2008

shower cap

The hat you wear to go out when you didn't shower.

I always throw on a shower cap to cover my hair when I didn't bathe.

by Semiuseful Magazine September 7, 2009

Twizzpagne

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Twizzpagne.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008

hyperventriloquate

A combination of hyperventilate and loquate (speak) - means trying to talk while you're out of breath.

In a sentence: It would be a lot easier to understand the man at the gym if he didn't hyperventriloquate at me from the adjacent elliptical.

In cinema (also the origin): the scene in The Goonies where the mom is trying to chastize the kids while juggling grocery bag.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 20, 2008

Champizzle

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Champizzle.

by Semiuseful Magazine June 24, 2008