26 definitions by Semiuseful Magazine

pukesicle

Vomit that's frozen.

There were several pukesicles in my front yard after New Year's.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 2, 2009

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

bipoller

Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.

Younger voters tend to be bipoller.

by Semiuseful Magazine November 6, 2008

shower cap

The hat you wear to go out when you didn't shower.

I always throw on a shower cap to cover my hair when I didn't bathe.

by Semiuseful Magazine September 7, 2009

199never

An alliterative way of saying something was never cool.

Fanny packs were cool in 199never.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 15, 2008

Champizzle

Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.

We toasted with Champizzle.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 11, 2008

cornflake

Someone who sucks at cornhole.

The only reason we lost the tournament is because my partner was a cornflake.

by Semiuseful Magazine July 24, 2009