Sega Slayer's definitions

Magitek Armor

A suit of magic robot armor in the game Final Fantasy III

It shoots lasers and shit.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Rossercized

Meaning to outrageously assault anything which is square or retangualr in shape.

Terence Rossercized Wesley's desk causing wesley to fall over and pull the desk down with him.

Sega Slayer Rossercized the Dreamcast with an extremely large pick axe.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

fanboy

1. A person who is completely loyal to a game or company reguardless of if they suck or not.
2. A pathetic insult often used by fanboys themselves to try and put down people who don't like whatever it is they like.
3. See fool or SEGA.

"If you don't worship SEGA and send them all your money and pay $500 for the copy of Panzer Dragon I'm selling on ebay then your obviously a Sony fanboy even though I've never heard you mention a single thing about Sony the entire five minutes I've known you." Said the SEGA Fanboy.

"Yeah but the SNES didn't have Blast Processing" Said the Sega fanboy.

"FF7 sucks" Said the SEGA Saturn fanboy.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Blast Processing

1. A fake term made up by Sega to make the SEGA Genesis sound more powerful than it actually was.
2. See propaganda

"yeah but the SNES doesn't have Blast Processing" said the Sega freak.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Evercamp

Evercamp is the true name of Everquest.

In Everquest you have to kill 100 rats to get to level 2 and afford a rusty sword. You call that fun?

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Sega freak

A Sega fan. Often uninformed and often comes acorss as ludicrous and irritating. See trogdor.

"Sega rules and you suck!"

"yeah but the SNES doesn't have Blast Processing!"

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Master Key

Also knows as as set of Bolt Cutters. Looks like a giant set of wire cutters. Can cut through nearly any pad lock.

When Ray lost the keys to the tool boxes we had to go looking for our Master Key.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007