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Gamer

The term "Gamer" by itself can apply to nearly anyone who plays video games on a regular basis or even once in a long while. However, even among gamers and the definitions on this site there is a large amount of debate about who and what gamers exactly are. The best way to define the term "gamer" is not to define it at all but accept that there are in fact many types of gamers out there and there is no blanket term that can cover them all.

Casual gamers are the people who mostly own console systems and buy mostly sports and racing games. They don't like fantasy games and only enjoy sci-fi games based on movies they may have seen. This group, unfortunatly, makes up the bulk of the gaming community and the current popularity of shitty games on shitty console systems is evidence of this. Casual Gamers think that having a "life" consists entirely of getting laid and drunk on a regular basis and have very little interest in games outside of a way to pass the time without spending alot of money.

The group of people who call themselves Hardcore gamers aren't often quite as "hardcore" about gaming as they would like to think. These are the people you see complaining that games now come in fancy modes like "3D" and debating the finer points of why Final Fantasy 6 was better than Final Fantasy 7. The only people who might actually be hardcore are the people who sit an camp the firegiant hideout in evercamp for 72 hours at a time just to get some item that will help them camp better. I wouldn't rate either side of this coin as being a very pretty sight.

Finally there are the true gamers who actually treat gaming as a real HOBBY and not just a way to pass time or something to try and collect hundred upon thousands of. True Gamers just try to find an enjoy the best games out there and don't like getting ripped off because Casual gamers are pushing the industry towards a point where the only games that will be profitable are Madden and GTA. True Gamers often own high quality PC's and play PC games most often. Despite what most people might think a PC isn't hard to operate and doesn't cost too much. The people who say PC's are too expensive are often spending hundreds of dollars on console systems that can't do even half as many things as a PC can do and to make matters worse they own more than one of these stone age devices.
True Gamers: Don't pay attention to the poseurs and bums out there who just play Madden or are too busy talking about Final Fantasy 6 to play anything at all. Just continue to buy good games from good companies so our little corner of the gaming community doesn't end up with an "Out of bussiness" sign hanging on the door.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Magitek Armor

A suit of magic robot armor in the game Final Fantasy III
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Activision

A company that originally broke off from Atari to become the first thrid party developer of the video game industry. Despite their leaving Atari because they didn't like the corporate monney grubbing direction that company was heading they are now every bit as evil and money driven as any other publisher out there. They are famous for releasing buggy hafl assed titles.
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. A game so buggy I had to use cheat codes to get past doors that were sealed shut because of a bug.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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Sega freak

A Sega fan. Often uninformed and often comes acorss as ludicrous and irritating. See trogdor.
"Sega rules and you suck!"

"yeah but the SNES doesn't have Blast Processing!"
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common sense

The term should speak for itself. A Sense which SHOULD be common to everyone. Usually refers to any sort of logic that should be obvious to anyone.
It is dangerous to play with sharp objects.

Don't touch the posionous snake.

If you buy a Sega product you are just throwing your money away on something that will not have any new games released for it shortly after its release.
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Rossercized

Meaning to outrageously assault anything which is square or retangualr in shape.
Terence Rossercized Wesley's desk causing wesley to fall over and pull the desk down with him.

Sega Slayer Rossercized the Dreamcast with an extremely large pick axe.
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Haraka

A pattern of behavior. A person acting this way will exibit extreme cowardace when taking any hostile action towards another person. These sorts of people prefer to be annoynomous until they are discovered at which point they will suddenly pretend the reason they did such a poor job of covering their tracks was because they wanted to be found.
People on the internet often put up websites about me, twisting things I never actually said in the first place in a poor attempt to make me look bad. When I find them and send them a highly intelligent and well written email about why they are completely wrong with evidence that I never said any of the things they claim they don't have the guts to post that email and instead pretend they weren't trying to hide their site from me. This is an excellent example of Haraka at work.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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