Sega Slayer's definitions

awful

1. Extremely bad or unpleasant; terrible
2. See sega

Websites owned and operated by sega freaks are often extremely awful and filled with animated gif files and size 72 fonts.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Activision

A company that originally broke off from Atari to become the first thrid party developer of the video game industry. Despite their leaving Atari because they didn't like the corporate monney grubbing direction that company was heading they are now every bit as evil and money driven as any other publisher out there. They are famous for releasing buggy hafl assed titles.

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. A game so buggy I had to use cheat codes to get past doors that were sealed shut because of a bug.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Casual Gamer

Casual Gamer's are the bane of the current gaming industry. Casual Gamers prefer to play games on an inferior console rather than on a superior PC. Most Casual Gamers are fans of only Sports and racing games as anything with a fantasy or sci-fi setting is "nerdy" to them. To them gaming isn't a hobby but just something you do for fun so games should never be complicated because that would require thinking on their part and would not be fun for them.

Causual Gamers attitude towards games causes them to only buy simplistic sports and action titles. This harms the development and evolution of the industry as a whole because hartless publishers like EA, Ubi-soft and Sega will use their influence to crush new and innovative ideas and push foreward titles which will sell faster to the unwashed masses.

A Casual gamer actually said to me once "Well *I* don't like to think then *I* play games" as if not thinking some how made him better than me. Yeah that makes a WHOLE TON of sense, jackass. Not thinking is obviously making you a better person.

by Sega Slayer July 22, 2004

Magic Underwear

A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.

You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

moderator

Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.

Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.

What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy teenages who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can.

I used to play a really cool MUD called Moongate until the moderators(caleed immortals for some gay reason) went mad with power, changed the name of the game and banned me for trying to report a bug. Losers.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

home shopping network

A TV shopping show. Mostly has useless crap nobody would ever need.

The best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. Atleast they don't sell sega products.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?

An insult to be used when someone has done something stupid or made a mistake. Something REALLY stupid.

It is insulting because obviosuly you would have to be a real dumbass to buy an N-Gage. That makes this basically the modern form of "You bought a Sega 32X, didn't you?"

Bob: I want to see the Olson Tiwn's new movie!
Bill: You bought an N-Gage didn't you?

Luke: Terence, wheres you kitchen?
Terence: Right over there luke!
*Luke gets lost in the basement*
Terence: Luke! You moron! Your in the basement!?
Mr.Harris: Luke bought an N-Gage didn't he?

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007