Sega Slayer's definitions

Final Fantasy 6

Even though this game was alot better than anything on the Sega Genesis its still not the best game ever. Its a good game but people who play it too many times are brain washed by it and refuse to ever play another game that has better graphics even if that game is vastly better. Very Strange.

Most people who played FF7 tought it was a great game but for some reason anyone who played FF6 first decided to hate it just because it had movies in it.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Magic Underwear

A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.

You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

home shopping network

A TV shopping show. Mostly has useless crap nobody would ever need.

The best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. Atleast they don't sell sega products.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

moderator

Moderators are assigned to "moderate" something which means they are in charge of seeing that it does what it is supposed to do and nothing more.

Most moderators are driven mad by their lust for power and will cause suffering and hatred at every turn because it makes them happy to see others unhappy.

What the other definitions here leave out is that moderators aren't just for forums or websites. There are moderators of sorts in games, chat rooms and many other places. All of them are nerdy teenages who get back at life for making them monsters by taking their anger out on anyone they can.

I used to play a really cool MUD called Moongate until the moderators(caleed immortals for some gay reason) went mad with power, changed the name of the game and banned me for trying to report a bug. Losers.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Activision

A company that originally broke off from Atari to become the first thrid party developer of the video game industry. Despite their leaving Atari because they didn't like the corporate monney grubbing direction that company was heading they are now every bit as evil and money driven as any other publisher out there. They are famous for releasing buggy hafl assed titles.

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. A game so buggy I had to use cheat codes to get past doors that were sealed shut because of a bug.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Sega freak

A Sega fan. Often uninformed and often comes acorss as ludicrous and irritating. See trogdor.

"Sega rules and you suck!"

"yeah but the SNES doesn't have Blast Processing!"

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

BMO

(Acronym) "Big Man Online." A person who routinely boasts about their page traffic, brags about their number of online friends, attempts to win online popularity contests, and is overly concerned with any other worthless, false indication of their acceptance on the Internet. The ultimate goal of every BMO is to win a Webby Award, the definitive trophy proudly declaring to the world that your 15 minutes of fame ended half an hour ago. The average BMO attempts to add every living creature on the planet to their IM buddy list, because everybody knows the quantity of people you message with "LOL" defines your value as a human being.

Paulo Scamuffo from game amazon.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007