Based on the 70's amateur 'talent' show, the Gong Show. Applied to entertainment, it means cheesy and out of control, OR completely ruined through the good intentions of amateurs.
They had three bands scheduled, but the first one was the total gong show, so almost everyone left.
What the--? I thought this was supposed to be a presidential address, and I get the gong show?
What the--? I thought this was supposed to be a presidential address, and I get the gong show?
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
Low income female, generally living in impoverished conditions (though not necessarily a trailer) whose welfare system includes governmental sources as well as various menfolk seen in the residence at odd hours.
That new chick in the apartment next door? She's got to be a trailer ho. She has like five kids and there's at least that many daddies I see over there all the time.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
Well, we had a good turnout of volunteers--if you disregard that one 8-ball who smelled like a goat.
What the?!? Why do I get stuck dealing with all the 8-balls around here?
What the?!? Why do I get stuck dealing with all the 8-balls around here?
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
Correct pronunciation of the five letter word 'JESUS' by southern baptist evangelists. Properly introduced below. The final syllable is strongly under accented, almost as if the mouth had dropped open blankly after the final 's' sound.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
Military slang term for gay male, referring to the act anal sex. Often used by military wives who have (or had) no idea what it means.
I tried going to the county commission, but the mayor is just some big fat turd knocker in a bad suit, and he won't help.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.
Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003