32 definitions by Secret Agent Man

baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

forn

Vulgar contraction for 'foreign', possibly more accurately spelled for'n.

Some guy came in the store; he looked for'n.

Why we giving out all that money to for'n countries?!?

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

my friend

What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'

Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

fu

As used by movie columnist Joe Bob Briggs, a suffix indicating some specific form of mayhem in a movie.

The biggest fight scene in the Matrix Reloaded has truck fu, spook fu, doppelganger fu, and keanu fu.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

popular culture

That part of society which is purchasable at Wal-Mart in a variety of packaged forms.

I ran, screaming, past the greeter and into the welcoming darkness of the parking lot to escape the onrushing wall of popular culture.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

PhD

The final tier of academic excess.

B.S. = bullshit
M.S. = more shit
Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper.

I know everything! I have a Ph.D.!

by Secret Agent Man September 23, 2003

doom town

1. Minature city built by the makers of the atomic bomb to test the A-bombs effects on buildings;

2. Christian religious wacko comic about Sodom and Gommorrah, essentially giving license to the crazies for hate crimes against homosexuals;

3. Any city that looks like hell has broken loose and stopped to stay a while.

I was in Baltimore yesterday, and I got this feeling: doom town.

Cleveland used to be more a doom town, but the rock museum made it suck slightly less.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003