bescrewed

Archaic form of "screwed."

Alas! Our galleon fraught with Quicksilver, Bibles, Codpieces, Hat-Buckles, Medical Leeches and all sundry instruments of conquest was dragged to the bottom of the Ocean by a great sea-monster. I fear our colony in the New World is much bescrewed.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 22, 2007

Bot Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony for young Jewish robots. Usually held on the robot's 13th birthday, when the robot is considered mature enough to begin his or her lifelong mission of destroying all humans.

David-tron's Bot Mitzvah was an ostentatious affair, with clown-bots, singing bots and a buffet.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka May 14, 2008

yiz

In South Jersey, the plural of "you."

What time are yiz getting back from the shore?

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 30, 2006

crystal meh

A laboratory-manufactured "designer drug" that causes brief but intense feelings of indifference and ennui. Users describe the sensation as "sort of okay" and "not that great." Meh dealers can be found at Appelbees, Circuit City, and other locations that are kind of alright, but nothing to write home about. Wilmington, Delaware is the crystal meh capital of the East Coast.

The DEA considers crystal meh to be a mediocre threat to public health.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 07, 2008