Definitions by Sebastian Gorkamorka

theoryhammer 

Creating and promoting strategies for the Warhammer Fantasy or Warhammer 40,000 tabletop miniatures games without actually testing them on the battlefield. Most especially found on message boards.

Internet guy A: The Thousand Sons are unstoppable because they have two wounds.

Internet guy B: What a load of theoryhammer.

theoryhammer by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 20, 2005

astronautocracy

1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.

2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.

With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.

astronautocracy by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 13, 2005

heck of a job 

A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on Gigli.

The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.

Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.

heck of a job by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 4, 2005

hikeeba 

Also, "haikeeba" and hi-keeba. An exclamation uttered during a kung fu move. First heard in a movie ridiculed on Mystery Science Theater 3000 called Women of the Prehistoric Planet.

Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected! Hikeeba!

hikeeba by Sebastian Gorkamorka March 10, 2005