Definitions by Seattle Stupor

Cholesterol-In-Chief

A playful expression, poking fun at an oddly orange obese president.

"What happened to lake Ontario or the gulf of Mexico?"

"Well, Cholesterol-In-Chief decided to update both names."

"What a dweeb"

Cholesterol-In-Chief by Seattle Stupor August 27, 2026

Louisiana Worm Gobbler 

The sensual act of inserting a phallus in the mouth of a large fish, typically a captive fish in a residential setting.

Steve's in the bathroom getting a Louisiana Worm Gobbler. The resourcefulness of the apartment carp farmer knows no bounds.

Louisiana Worm Gobbler by Seattle Stupor March 13, 2022

djebaited 

When someone baits you (click bait, or in a game) and you either end up wasting time, or dying.

Kevin:"BRO why did u chase him?"
Bob:"thought I'd catch him, but I just got djebaited."
Kevin:"And that's exactly why your bronze."

djebaited by Seattle Stupor September 9, 2021

Nick Bluetooth

The main character from Galidor: Defenders of the Outer Dimension. Stronger then Thanos, and even Chuck Norris. Can Glinch his appendages to match those of alien creatures.

Sam: "If you could be a super hero, who would you be?"
Me: "Obviously Nick Bluetooth, who else is even an option?"

Nick Bluetooth by Seattle Stupor June 10, 2021

Redneck Oreo 

A tasteful snack, with a raw spam patty sandwiched between two Little Debbie oatmeal creme pies. Often dipped in beer.

Guy 1: What's Darrel eating?
Guy 2: Nothin, just a Redneck Oreo. He's gunna feel it later.

Redneck Oreo by Seattle Stupor October 24, 2020