Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean's definitions

Paniac

Noun. Someone who is a maniac for or from pain — either inflicting it or suffering it.

Why are you watching the impeachment hearings? Are you some kind of paniac?

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 29, 2019

q&ahole

Q&Ahole. Noun. A person who dominates the question-and-answer portion of a lecture, presentation, meeting, etc. in order to show how smart they are.

"How was the presentation? It was good, but I couldn't ask the author to clarify her main point because some Q&Ahole took up all the time."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 18, 2016

Oberpoopenführer

Noun. The rank held by the person in charge of bullshit-production in the Trump administration. Currently held by Sean Spicer.

"How do Bannon's and Spicer's roles differ in the Trump administration? Bannon is the Obergruppenführer, Spicer is the Oberpoopenführer

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean March 7, 2017

consiglierge

A multi-tasking mafioso who serves as consigliere to the head of a mafia family but who also can arrange theater tickets and restaurant reservations from his desk in the hotel lobby.

“Tom may not be a wartime consigliere, but he’s a hella good consiglierge — the tickets he got us for Hamilton were excellent.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 5, 2020

Panelopolize

Verb. To monopolize a panel's alloted time, so other panelists are unable to present their work or participate.

"How'd your presentation go?" "It didn't. The guy who went first panelopolized the entire 50 minutes."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean June 9, 2017

quipshit

Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them.

Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 21, 2018

Presentment

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.

Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019