Definitions by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean

quipshit 

Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them.

Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit.

quipshit by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 21, 2018

duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.

Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.

duke of dankness by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 2, 2018

Arpaio

Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.

"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."

Arpaio by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean August 26, 2017

Psychophant 

Noun. A person whose need for sycophantic praise and flattery borders on psychosis.

"Did you see that clip of the cabinet meeting?" "I know. It's creepy. He's such a psychophant."

Psychophant by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean June 13, 2017

Panelopolize 

Verb. To monopolize a panel's alloted time, so other panelists are unable to present their work or participate.

"How'd your presentation go?" "It didn't. The guy who went first panelopolized the entire 50 minutes."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."

Panelopolize by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean June 9, 2017

Oberpoopenführer 

Noun. The rank held by the person in charge of bullshit-production in the Trump administration. Currently held by Sean Spicer.

"How do Bannon's and Spicer's roles differ in the Trump administration? Bannon is the Obergruppenführer, Spicer is the Oberpoopenführer

Oberpoopenführer by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean March 7, 2017

q&ahole 

Q&Ahole. Noun. A person who dominates the question-and-answer portion of a lecture, presentation, meeting, etc. in order to show how smart they are.

"How was the presentation? It was good, but I couldn't ask the author to clarify her main point because some Q&Ahole took up all the time."

q&ahole by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 18, 2016