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assholocracy

A system of government in which assholes hold political power.
"I can't believe this gerrymandered, lame-duck legislature is stripping the governor-elect of power before he's sworn in ."
"But dude, what did you expect? We live in an assholocracy."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 4, 2018
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q&ahole

Q&Ahole. Noun. A person who dominates the question-and-answer portion of a lecture, presentation, meeting, etc. in order to show how smart they are.
"How was the presentation? It was good, but I couldn't ask the author to clarify her main point because some Q&Ahole took up all the time."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 18, 2016
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Oberpoopenführer

Noun. The rank held by the person in charge of bullshit-production in the Trump administration. Currently held by Sean Spicer.
"How do Bannon's and Spicer's roles differ in the Trump administration? Bannon is the Obergruppenführer, Spicer is the Oberpoopenführer
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midwestern standoff

A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.
Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020
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Psychophant

Noun. A person whose need for sycophantic praise and flattery borders on psychosis.
"Did you see that clip of the cabinet meeting?" "I know. It's creepy. He's such a psychophant."
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Arpaio

Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.
"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean August 26, 2017
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duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.
Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 2, 2018
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