duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.

Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 02, 2018

narcisciter

Noun. An academic who excessively cites their own work.

Half his citations are to his own articles, even though none of them are original. He’s such a narcisciter.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean July 15, 2021

injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.

“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 23, 2023

consiglierge

A multi-tasking mafioso who serves as consigliere to the head of a mafia family but who also can arrange theater tickets and restaurant reservations from his desk in the hotel lobby.

“Tom may not be a wartime consigliere, but he’s a hella good consiglierge — the tickets he got us for Hamilton were excellent.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 06, 2020

Presentment

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.

Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019

q&ahole

Q&Ahole. Noun. A person who dominates the question-and-answer portion of a lecture, presentation, meeting, etc. in order to show how smart they are.

"How was the presentation? It was good, but I couldn't ask the author to clarify her main point because some Q&Ahole took up all the time."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 18, 2016

Paniac

Noun. Someone who is a maniac for or from pain — either inflicting it or suffering it.

Why are you watching the impeachment hearings? Are you some kind of paniac?

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 29, 2019