assholocracy

A system of government in which assholes hold political power.
"I can't believe this gerrymandered, lame-duck legislature is stripping the governor-elect of power before he's sworn in ."
"But dude, what did you expect? We live in an assholocracy."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 04, 2018
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quipshit

Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them.
Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 21, 2018
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consiglierge

A multi-tasking mafioso who serves as consigliere to the head of a mafia family but who also can arrange theater tickets and restaurant reservations from his desk in the hotel lobby.
“Tom may not be a wartime consigliere, but he’s a hella good consiglierge — the tickets he got us for Hamilton were excellent.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean December 05, 2020
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Panelopolize

Verb. To monopolize a panel's alloted time, so other panelists are unable to present their work or participate.
"How'd your presentation go?" "It didn't. The guy who went first panelopolized the entire 50 minutes."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."
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duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.
Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 02, 2018
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q&ahole

Q&Ahole. Noun. A person who dominates the question-and-answer portion of a lecture, presentation, meeting, etc. in order to show how smart they are.
"How was the presentation? It was good, but I couldn't ask the author to clarify her main point because some Q&Ahole took up all the time."
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 18, 2016
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Oberpoopenführer

Noun. The rank held by the person in charge of bullshit-production in the Trump administration. Currently held by Sean Spicer.
"How do Bannon's and Spicer's roles differ in the Trump administration? Bannon is the Obergruppenführer, Spicer is the Oberpoopenführer
by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean March 07, 2017
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