14 definitions by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean

injury porn

Repeatedly showing pleats in which players are badly injured, especially in American football.

“Why do they keep showing Mahomes’ ankle getting sprained? It’s just injury porn”

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 23, 2023

quipshit

Noun. A person whose quips are so stupid that you mutter "what a dipshit" when you hear them.

Ray thinks he's so witty and clever but I think he's a quipshit.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 21, 2018

duke of dankness

A person who has smoked so much dank that they can't spell. E.g., Trump Jr.

Who can't spell 'darkness'? The Duke of Dankness, that's who.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean February 2, 2018

Arpaio

Noun. A shit-filled, pie-like pastry that originated in Arizona and is popular with racists across America. An arpaio is literally full of shit.

"OMG, this tastes like shit!" "That's because it IS shit -- it's an arpaio." "Oh. Pardon me!" "Already did."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean August 26, 2017

q&ahole

Q&Ahole. Noun. A person who dominates the question-and-answer portion of a lecture, presentation, meeting, etc. in order to show how smart they are.

"How was the presentation? It was good, but I couldn't ask the author to clarify her main point because some Q&Ahole took up all the time."

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean November 18, 2016

Presentment

A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.

Presentments are pretty much the only thing I don’t procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean October 22, 2019

narcisciter

Noun. An academic who excessively cites their own work.

Half his citations are to his own articles, even though none of them are original. He’s such a narcisciter.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean July 15, 2021