My niggles

Saying my niggles is an intimate term of endearment. It's like saying my nigga except directed towards an intimate partner or side chick.

I love you boo. You my niggles.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 02, 2016

Filet-o-puss

This is an adjective to describe a vagina that looks like raw calimari. Or sushi that isn't quite rolled up.

I was going to score with this chick last night when I discovered her filet-o-puss. It looked like it was going to be my last meal and the chef serving me was staring, waiting form me to dig into this salmonella sushi abortion.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 04, 2016

Chow

This is a long haired dog known to be viscious and dangerous.

This can also be used as a one word description saying you got cheated on with, by someone. Used as a noun and verb.

Can be said as: chow, chowed, chowing

I thought I loved that girl but she ended up being a chow.

I caught my wife chowing with her sancho.
I found out my girl chowed my best friend on my bed.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 06, 2016

London broil

This is large brown steaming hot terd digested out of your ass in one solid titanic of a floater or sinker, after not shitting for a couple days.

I swear my kid just shit a London broil! How did something that size even get out of him and I wonder if I need to cut back on the grilled cheese and fruit snacks?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 04, 2016

Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 03, 2016

Snow Biscuit

This is when a man creampies a yeast infected vagina.

My lady has been having some feminine hygiene problems lately. I wonder if I gave her a snow biscuit if the yeast infection would kill my sperm?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 04, 2016

BUSCH

A cheap but considered quality tasting beer made by Anheiser-Busch. Can be used as an acronym to describe your feelings and pride in drinking this fine brew.

Point at each letter on BUSCH can and say: Because U Save Cash Homie! Or, Bitch U Shoulda Come Home! Depending on your mood

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 01, 2016