Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag's definitions

Sausageflix

This is a like Netflix but caters to a homosexual male audience. A man can saddle up with Broke back Mountain, or settle in with Stranger by the Lake, or show your wild side living vicariously through I love you Phillip Morris. There are also shows for gay men trying not to be gay offering self help titles like, And the Band Played On or Dallas Buyers Club which exposes the homosexual disease ridden culture.

Sausageflix has all the homosexual titles a man could possibly dream of!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Sanchez Surprise

This is the act of jerking off over someone's face as they suck on your balls in a t-bag like fashion. Without warning, when you're about to cum, you pull your balls out of their mouth and drape them over their eyes so they can't see and in the same motion shove your asshole right in their mouth. Theyll never see it coming.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Sanchez Surprise. She never saw it coming as I pulled my balls out of her mouth and draped them over her eyes. Before she knew it, she was sucking on my asshole as I exploded cum everywhere!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 2, 2016

Honkey Whispering Pickaninny

If you know what a honkey whisperer is and you know what a Pickaninny is? This has "what you talkin bout Willis" all over it!

A Honkey Whispering Pickaninny is a small version of a a Honkey Whisperer!

Emmanuelle Louis was the best Honkey Whispering Pickaninny that ever graced a camera!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016

Thunder butter

This is the result caused when a man has not ejaculated in over 24hrs. As he tries to hold back his batch during intercourse or masterbation, the sunami brewing in his sack is so thick and rich it feels like butter is churning in his balls. Upon release, unloaded like a strike of rolling lightning, the man cannot help but let out the loudest groan which sounds like thunder when combined with the banging of furniture when someone hears it from another room or outside.

I've been stuck with the kids all week so last night when me and my girl were finally alone, I pounced that pussy like Zeus in a lightning storm and unloaded my thunder butter deep in her pussy, so loud the neighbors thought it was storming outside and she wanted to change her name to Jezebel after enough cum from a gang bang dripped out of her pussy. There was enough to make toast for the whole neighborhood.

That guy needs to get laid more. My wife is getting excited every time she hears the neighbor release his thunder butter.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Dosie-don't

This is a term used to describe really bad dance moves.

This girl dancing at the club last night looked like she was doing the dosie-don't! I thought Elaine from Seinfeld was on the dance floor!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 6, 2016

Ivory swag

This is a white person who fits in with any ethnic crowd. This wizard of white people could pimp ho's with suga free after c-walking at a backyard boogie with with Dub-C, and then go hang with Billy Ray Cyrus and do a boot scootin boogie all over Miley, after salsa dancing at his Hyna's Hermanita's Quinceañera. Amazingly, these Angel Cakes can usually not only dance, but ball too!

When I think about ivory swag, I think about, Justin Timberlake, Paul Walker, David Spade, Julia Stiles, Will Smith and Tommy Chong.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

Whistling Dixie Chick

This is a Lesbian woman that is a closet dick sucker.

Despite her liberal Lesbian, yet butch conservative life style, this Whistling Dixie Chick loves to suck a good dick once in awhile. When the Bull comes out of this Bear, Shell gobble down your pleasure pig with so much greed, all the stock brokers on Wall Street will be jealous if they found out!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016