Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sean + Ben the Warehouse Boys

Mother's custard

Milk from one's mother's breasts, and more importantly a desire to drink that milk from her breasts.

When Jack got a whiff of lactating nipples in his house, he just knew he'd soon be enjoying a drop of Mother's Custard.

A crafty individual who has the ability to penetrate the most tightest of assholes.

" Jill will have an arse full of Jack's cock by the end of the night...Jack's a Brown Gate Champion."

Cheese scraped 'from under' one's scrotum.

"She has a liking for my Fromunder Cheese."

Or.

Jill spread Fromunder Cheese on her toast.

One's preffered finger for masturbating, (female).

Jill rocked her trigger finger back and forth until her little-man-in-the boat stood up.