317 definitions by Sean

breach the hull

to push one's digit through inferior quality paper when wiping one's arse.

"day 82, the men are gettin restless, squables are beginning and tempers are short. John Norton handed out the ships biscuits, but Mr Christian refused to eat, accuasing him of breaching the hull and not washing his hands" (from the log book of HMS Bounty, 1764)

by Sean February 7, 2005

pissfunny

hilarious. Irish colloq

That guy tom he thinks he is pissfunny

by Sean October 9, 2003

wetness

Another name for a female's vagina or pussy.

Man, that sex was whacked--when my length entered her wetness--wooee!

by Sean May 9, 2004

Swampy

An inhabitant of the Isle of Sheppey (see www.sheppeyscum.com) who has been both born and raised there. Distinctive accent is cross between estuary English and yokel, although all sentences contain f word.

See pikey

by Sean November 18, 2003

Poseta

The Brazillian word for pussy.

I like to eat poseta.

by Sean November 10, 2003

kinfolk

someone who you consider being a relative but really isn't

james is my kinfolk

by Sean October 20, 2003

Kraigy

Very rare breed of human. Often confused with an albino. Known to love sound and likes sex like rabbits do.

Oh my God, that guy's a Kraigy.

by Sean July 24, 2003