van bramer

A woman with a party favor for a bush.

I tagged Brewer's mom last night and man, she's got a huge van bramer! I had to floss for like an hour after munching on that carpet.

by Sean November 18, 2003

Lover's lane

An old-fashioned term referring to a teenage hangout that holds on-goings such as blowjobs, dick-squeezing, The Dirty Sanchez, spitting, rim jobs, and the wild monkey dance.

"Mom, me and Peggy-Jean are gonna be at Lover's Lane!"
"Lover's Lane! Oh, I remember when your father put his face in between my legs and . . ."
"But Mother, I - I thought Lover's Lane was where you got your first kiss."
"No, your father just fucked me, that's all."
"Oh..."

by Sean August 13, 2004

bobil

Another word similar to "LOL" but much fucking better.
BOBIL = Bouncing Our Balls In Laughter, or for the ladies, Bouncing Our Boobies In Laugter

"You did what with his mom???? bobil!

by sean September 29, 2003

the loop

A group and/or ring of friends. A clique.

Rees is out of the loop.

by sean July 09, 2004

boredom hangover

When someone feels depressed and fatigued from a mass amount of boredom

I was stuck home alone and had such a boredom hangover

by Sean May 13, 2005

Brown bag special

the act of shitting in a bag and ringing someones door and slapping them in the face with it profusely and then when the shits everywhere kick them in the stomach and haul ass

LOL look at that loser who just got a brown bag special or we're gunna go to *name*'s house and give them a brown bag special

by sean May 18, 2003

sandler saddlebag

when a girl is giving you head under a blanket, quickly grab the blanket and pull her head down tight and fart. this is very good for getting revenge on a chick.

After eating a ton of rotten beans and being in the playful attitude he always is, Ryan performed the Sandler Saddlebag on his lady-friend during the movie.

by Sean May 10, 2003