Reno 911!

Hilarious Show!
Parody of COPS!
Stars on Comedy Central,FOX,Others!
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Camel Jockey

Anyone With A Turban
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God

Either A Man Or Women That Rules Over The World
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Wait and Bleed

Wait And Bleed lyrics

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

Goodbye!

I wipe it off on tile, the light is brighter this time
Everything is 3D blasphemy
My eyes are red and gold, the hair is standing straight up
This is not the way I pictured me
I can't control my shakes
How the hell did I get here?
Something about this, so very wrong...
I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this
Is it a dream or a memory?

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander over where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

Get outta my head cuz I don't need this
Why I didn't I see this?
I'm a victim - Manchurian candidate
I have sinned by just
Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

Goodbye!

You haven't learned a thing
I haven't changed a thing
My flesh was in my bones
The pain was always free

I've felt the hate rise up in me...
Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves...
I wander out where you can't see...
Inside my shell, I wait and bleed...

And it waits for you!
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Mexican Pizza

A Gross Pizza From Taco Bell That Falls In Your Lap!
Austin:Want a Mexican Pizza?
Fred:*Pukes*
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Olympics

Gay Competitive Sports That Takes Over Every Channel
OMG New Episode of Family Guy!

O Motherfucking Goddamn Shit-in-a-Banana-peel! The Fucking Gay Olympics Are On!
*Shoots T.V.*
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99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,
99 Bottle of Beer,
You Take One Down Pass it Around....ETC.
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