Seagulls OF Satan's definitions

Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

Blue Cheese

1. Cheese That Smells Like Ass!
2. Cheese Thats Blue

1. EW That Guys Eating Blue Cheese!
2. Holy Shit That Cheese Is Blue!

by Seagulls of Satan September 28, 2008

Gloved Love

Be Safe!,
Use A Condom
XD

Amanda: You Got Protection?
Sam: Ya, There's Nothing Wrong With A Little Gloved Love

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Open Season

A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)

Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!

Open Season is Hilariously Witty And Absolutely Entertaining!

- Film Advisory Board

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

The Nile

Location:Egypt
Longest River In The World

The Nile is The Worlds Longest River In The World

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Shitty Rock

Rock That's Covered in Shit

EW Don't Make That A Shitty Rock

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008