Scuzz bros's definitions

Scuzzard

A particularly provocative girl who tends be found lingering in bars in search of desperate men and money.

Bro, last night I saw Paul leave the bar with a scuzzard at last call.

by Scuzz bros September 15, 2023

Scuzz load

A load of ejaculate that has been fermenting for months due to lack of sex. Similar to the consistency of a partially cooked rotting oyster.

Bro I just released the nastiest scuzz load after getting back from deployment. It looked like my dick shot a snot rocket in her eye.

by Scuzz bros September 15, 2023

Skunk dog

A hotdog thoroughly boiled in rank bong water. Creating a vessel of absolute putrid taste and Oder.

“Man have you been around Carl today?” Nah dude I stay away from them he always smells like a skunk dog in a locker room.

by Scuzz bros April 6, 2025