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A particularly provocative girl who tends be found lingering in bars in search of desperate men and money.
Bro, last night I saw Paul leave the bar with a scuzzard at last call.
by Scuzz bros September 16, 2023
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A load of ejaculate that has been fermenting for months due to lack of sex. Similar to the consistency of a partially cooked rotting oyster.
Bro I just released the nastiest scuzz load after getting back from deployment. It looked like my dick shot a snot rocket in her eye.
by Scuzz bros September 16, 2023
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