Scuba Steve’s Scripture 's definitions

Dr. Fruitloop

… it takes one, to know one.

“Red Dwarf” 1980’s British TV Show

Dr. Langstrom: “My name is Dr. Hildegarde Langstrom, and I am quite, quite mad.”
Rimmer: “Are you really? How splendid!”
Dr. Langstrom: “I have a riddle for you. What’s dead, and dead, and dead all over?”
Rimmer: “Give in Dr. Fruitloop, do tell me!”
Dr. Langstrom: “YoOoOoOoOoOoOoOou!”

by Scuba Steve’s Scripture April 13, 2026

It’s complex

A verbal escape route from explaining something which requires a lot of time to communicate properly, and you want to be honest, but don’t feel like wasting the energy it would take to appropriately elaborate on the subject in full detail.

From the movie: “Puff, Puff, Pass”

Scuba Steve: “How old are you anyways?”
God: “It’s complex.”

by Scuba Steve’s Scripture April 13, 2026

God

You ain’t never had a friend like G

Not today Satan, Gods the head ninja in charge!

by Scuba Steve’s Scripture April 8, 2026

Nicolette

If you’ve found a Nicolette, you’ve found a true friend. Someone who will show you how to love yourself, so that you can love others, and her, better. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry (and she’ll make fun of you for it!), you’ll create memories in the best of times and the worst of times. She’ll always be there for you, even when she’s not. If you’ve been fortunate enough to have found a Nicolette, take good care of her. She’s a boss. She’s not just beautiful, she’s an angel! (It’s common knowledge.)

Nicolette is Queen of the castle.

by Scuba Steve’s Scripture April 8, 2026