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“Only in Ohio” is a meme used to describe the apocalyptic, hell-on-earth condition that the state of Ohio, USA, is currently in. The meme’s official anthem: “Swag like Ohio” by the artist Lil B, has also reached millions, if not billions, to spread further awareness. This meme has been incredibly popular on social media, and in particular on TikTok, where it’s renowned reputation initially originated from.

Typically, the phrase may be found anywhere and everywhere in which pictures, videos and gifs are used to refer to the terrifying war zone that Ohio is well known for. It is strongly advised that social media users take this meme with EXTREME caution. It’s not just a meme. It’s a grave warning:

⚠️KEEP OUT OF OHIO⚠️

Once you enter Ohio, it’s a battle. A battle of “survival of the fittest”, and there’s a 0.1% chance of survival. Legend has it, that those who enter… have never seen the light of day again.

*Sniffs*

I’d like to finally conclude this definition with a moment of silence for those who have risked their lives entering the hellish wasteland of Ohio. There are no words left to describe the horror of this place.

And PLEASE, do not underestimate what has been said in this definition. As stated earlier, there are no words to describe the horror show of Ohio.

You must see it to believe it.

May God be with you all🙏😔
TikTok user 1: Ahh, finally, after a long day of school, it’s time for some TikTok. *Scrolls*

TikTok user 2: Fr, this is well deserved. *Scrolls*

*Five seconds later*

TikTok user 1: Damn! Bro, look at this! Can you believe that? That kid just swallowed a whole squirrel!

TikTok user 2: *Sighs in disappointment while shaking his head* Only in Ohio.

TikTok user 1: Huh?!

*Five minutes later*

TikTok user 1: Ain’t no way! Bro, look! That whole neighbourhood just exploded! And look at this! Some kid in this school stuffed the pipes with poo and now there’s poo and urine flooding the entire building!

TikTok user 2: Man, I told you before. ONLY in Ohio.

*10 minutes later*

TikTok user 1: WHAT?! BRO! YOU NEED TO SEE THIS. THEY JUST DECLARED WORLD WAR III IN OHIO!!

TikTok user 2: DAMN FR!?

TikTok user 1: YES! I gotta go help save people!

TikTok user 2: NAH BRO! ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND? You can’t go there! You will DIE!

TikTok user 1: I GOTTA HELP THEM! PEOPLE ARE DYING. AND I GOT FAMILY OVER THERE TOO. I’LL SEE YOU IN THREE DAYS.

……

And that was the last that was heard of TikTok user 1. Two years later and there is yet, not a single sign of him to be found. We send our condolences and prayers to his family and friends.

R.I.P. TikTok user 1. You will be missed.🕊
by Screw libtards December 14, 2022
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This is a term typically used by deluded morons who pretend as if they are actually concerned with a raging political or social issue.
At most, it is blatantly clear that they are spreading fake awareness, perhaps to look intelligent or to impress others.

In short people who are 'woke' are fake amateurs who aren't at the slightest into politics and are most likely victims of indoctrination from biased and lying media. Such examples include leftist or (LIBTARD) networks such as CNN and MSNBC.
Libtard: Hey, are free today?

Decent human being: Yeah, I'm not that busy, what's up man?
Libtard:Did- did you just call me a MAN? YOU SEXIST BIGOT-
Decent human being: Oh sorry! I meant what's up gender fluid trans unicorn?
Libtard: Much better. Anyway, I was thinking of going to the Women's march. Wanna come with?
Decent human being: Really? Since when are you into politics?
Libtard: Since CNN has helped me become Woke. I hate the white straight male patriarchy! They should all die. All woman should become lesbians and rule the earth forever!
Decent human being: But aren't you a man?
Libtard: What did you just say to me?!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU- YOU SEXIST HOMOPHOBIC RACIST BIGOT WHITE SUPREMACIST NEO-NAZI!

That's the last that was heard of decent human being.

R. I. P. legend🙏🏽😭
by Screw libtards February 4, 2020
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