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Sciblet

The last morsel of food on your plate that you're just too damned stuffed to eat.
"I'm so full, I can't even eat that last sciblet."

"How you gonna leave that sciblet on your plate when there are children starving in Sri Lanka? Get it eat you lil bastard!!"
by Scotty Smith November 16, 2007
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Scoobies

Leftovers from sex that always end up on the sheets somehow.
"Ewww, I think I just rolled over on your scoobies again! Gross!"

"Looks like we need to wash the sheets on the bed again. Damn scoobies all over 'em."
by Scotty Smith November 16, 2007
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cuckalucka

Something of a nasty, gross or disgusting origin.
"It smells cuckalucka in here. I think somebody farted and left the room."

"You eat liver and onions? Cuckalucka!"
by Scotty Smith November 16, 2007
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Gaybo Watson

Slang word for homosexual. Much easier on those with extra sensitive ears than the former popular slang "faggot." It's the "new millenium" faggot with a pink ribbon wrapped around it.
"Don't look now Johnny, but there's a Gaybo Watson right behind you. And boy he is ever staring at your man cupcakes!"

"Are you sure your nephew's not a Gaybo Watson Stan? He says he's not, but I think he's definitely on the waiting list."
by Scotty Smith November 16, 2007
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Fagasaurus Rex

Leader of the pack of any given group of Gaybo Watsons. The Fagasaurus Rex is usally the flamer, and prefers to wear thick makeup and lots of bright red lipstick. His clothing usually consists of high heels and his ex-wife's wedding dress. He tends to be super gay, and lets anyone and everyone know it.
"Oh my god, look at that Fagasaurus Rex! Hey--wait a minute. Holy shit, that's Chip the wrestler from high school. Didn't you guys used to ride to school together? Are you sure you're not a Gaybo Watson?"
by Scotty Smith November 19, 2007
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festered out

Old, crusty, or worn out.

"Look at that old bag o' bones over there. She's really festered out."

Broken down; out of commission, on the fritz.

"What happened to your car Sally? Oh, it's festered out again. I think my hubcaps are bad."

What happens to a large pimple with a big white head that grows in the middle of your back that you can't get to.

"Dan what the hell's that on your back? It's all festered out."
"Tish used to be a good lay in the sack, but now that everybody's had a jab at it, she's all festered out."
by Scotty Smith November 18, 2007
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Salad Shooter

In the gay community, the 2nd Lieutenant to a Gaybo Watson, but not quite yet of the Fagasaurus Rex stature. A Salad Shooter is often delegated more menial tasks, such as eating ass and rubbing Ben Gay on sore rump roasts. Alas, the Salad Shooter must earn his keep the old fashioned gay way if he ever hopes to achieve Fagasaurus Rex super stardom.
"Garth, when in the world is Bootsie Bob gonna promote you? Sweetheart, you've been a Salad Shooter for way too long!"
by Scotty Smith November 19, 2007
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