Scott McMaster V's definitions

Bag of whelks

When one has had too much of a good thing.

I went drinking at midday yesterday.By seven,I was a bag of whelks.

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

Check out

To shit ones self

By the time the bathroom became free,I had already checked out.

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

Singing Breakfast

Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.

I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

Gap On

When a Girls' legs do not come close to meeting at the top

That Girl has got legs like rugby posts.....definitely gap on!!

by Scott Mcmaster V November 29, 2003