Definitions by Scott Mansfield

Beezee 

To arrive for a trip at the last possible minute. At airports, this often results in TSA personnel pulling the person out of line and putting them in front.

"Look at that beezee, comes in at the last second and goes to the front of the line. I'm gonna come late next time."

Beezee by Scott Mansfield October 24, 2012

Mr. Google 

Used to anthropromorphize the popular search engine.

1. Hey, how should I know who Morphine's singer was...ask Mr Google.
2. Lemme ask Mr. Google where the nearest pizza place is.

Mr. Google by Scott Mansfield December 21, 2008

VPILF 

Vice President I'ld like to fuck

Sarah Louise Heath Palin is running for VP with the Republican Party; whatta VPILF

VPILF by Scott Mansfield October 23, 2008

biodome 

A suburban gated community.

Bob and Jenny got married, had two kids, became Republicans, began attending Cavalry Baptist, and moved out of their city flat and into a Gold River McMansion, a new biodome out on Highway 50. They now drive SUVs through two hours of heavy traffic to get to their jobs. When asked why he had become such a cheesedick, Bob replied, "It was for the children."

biodome by Scott Mansfield January 11, 2008

last gay nerve

The final point of irritation before drastic action is taken.

I'm on my last gay nerve here, one more crack like that and I'm setting fire to your hair!

last gay nerve by Scott Mansfield November 10, 2007

McAllister Corollary 

An axiomatic theorum which states: There is a frequent correlation between a woman's mental instability and her sexual passion.

"Remember that chick he left the bar with last night? He said she was all over him in her car before they even left the parking lot; then her bouncer-ex-boyfriend started smacking on the hood with a timber chain and..."

"Another proof for the McAllister Corollary!"

McAllister Corollary by Scott Mansfield November 20, 2006