vanilla asian

A racist term used to describe a Russian. Usually used by Europeans

German General: we should have wiped out those filthy "vanilla Asians" back in WW2

by Savage Cucumber May 22, 2016

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

wi-friend

That random ass nigga who's got your back. His wifi is unlocked

Deshawn:Damn I can't get a signal anywhere and I gotta peep these nudes on the gram

Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi

Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Savage Cucumber

The dankest meme lord. This is "the man" that gets all the bitches. They be eatin outta the palm of his hand

Laron: Yo that's my boi DeShawn over there

Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

morning vin

When you forget to brush your teeth in the morning and go to school with ass-smelling breath

Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.

Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Dat boi

That frog lookin ass boi. He is the shit, and the only reason to live.

Laron: yo is that "dat boi"?

DeShawn: oh ya dawg that's definitely him. Only cool niggas where crocs on they feet

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Dumpster Hoe

A nasty skank that you recently broke up with, and is now dating your best bro

Tyrone: hey man is that your old hoe over there hugging DeShawn? Didn't you just dump her sorry ass?

LeMarcus: Ya that's her. It's only been 3 days and she already slipping tongue with Deshawn

Tyrone: Deshawn is just picking up your old trash fam. She is a real "Dumpster Hoe".

by Savage Cucumber May 19, 2016