by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Tyrone: hey man is that your old hoe over there hugging DeShawn? Didn't you just dump her sorry ass?
LeMarcus: Ya that's her. It's only been 3 days and she already slipping tongue with Deshawn
Tyrone: Deshawn is just picking up your old trash fam. She is a real "Dumpster Hoe".
LeMarcus: Ya that's her. It's only been 3 days and she already slipping tongue with Deshawn
Tyrone: Deshawn is just picking up your old trash fam. She is a real "Dumpster Hoe".
by Savage Cucumber May 18, 2016

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?
Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.
Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"
Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.
Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"
by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

Deshawn:Damn I can't get a signal anywhere and I gotta peep these nudes on the gram
Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi
Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"
Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi
Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"
by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Kenton: What the fuck is that?! Is that his... Erection?
Jim: that's my dogs "pink crayon" Stupid bitch
Jim: that's my dogs "pink crayon" Stupid bitch
by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

The dankest meme lord. This is "the man" that gets all the bitches. They be eatin outta the palm of his hand
Laron: Yo that's my boi DeShawn over there
Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"
Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"
by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016
