Definitions by Savage Cucumber

Pink Crayon 

When your horny ass dog has a giant woody

Kenton: What the fuck is that?! Is that his... Erection?

Jim: that's my dogs "pink crayon" Stupid bitch

Pink Crayon by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

morning vin 

When you forget to brush your teeth in the morning and go to school with ass-smelling breath

Jake: what the fuck is that smell? It smells like a hamsters anus.

Vincenzo: sorry man I forgot to brush my teeth. I have some real bad "morning vin"

morning vin by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

wi-friend 

That random ass nigga who's got your back. His wifi is unlocked

Deshawn:Damn I can't get a signal anywhere and I gotta peep these nudes on the gram

Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi

Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"

wi-friend by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

rosuke 

A racial slur used by the Japanese to define a russian

Japanese man: Why is that stupid Russian "rosuke" In our country?

rosuke by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

vanilla asian 

A racist term used to describe a Russian. Usually used by Europeans

German General: we should have wiped out those filthy "vanilla Asians" back in WW2

vanilla asian by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

Savage Cucumber 

The dankest meme lord. This is "the man" that gets all the bitches. They be eatin outta the palm of his hand

Laron: Yo that's my boi DeShawn over there

Tyrone: the one surrounded by the twerkin bitches? He looks like a real "Savage Cucumber"

Savage Cucumber by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

cucumber gentleman 

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

cucumber gentleman by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016