SatoshiNakamoto's definitions

Salty Roger

A crusty semen-stained gym sock that has been used too many times.

Son, I found a pile of salty rogers under your bed. Please use tissues instead!

by SatoshiNakamoto December 5, 2017

bitchcoiner

Bitchcoiners are shitcoiners that say they like Bitcoin, or pretend to get excited about Bitcoin technology, so they can promote shitcoins, scams, gambling, and custodial services to Bitcoiners and Nocoiners.

"I like Bitcoin, but my shitcoin has more transactions per second!" the bitchcoiner said as he shilled his worthless shitcoin bags.

by SatoshiNakamoto June 24, 2022

Shitoshi

The base unit of every shitcoin.

He said he would pay in Bitcoin, but then he tried to pay me with some shitoshis. No deal.

by SatoshiNakamoto March 23, 2020