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1; An as-seen-on-tv tape product, claiming to be able to fix any crack, hole, leak, or thing in general. It can also be used to seal up the bottle because Grandpa's been hitting it too hard.

2; Jesus

3; A worldwide phenomenon started by youtuber Jontron, where he answers the question: What is flex tape? He explains, through strenuous research, that flex tape is, in fact, a holy product that can fix anything, even stopping your IV or blood bag from leaking onto your computer.
1; "Just to prove the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half,"

2; "Going to church on Sunday to pray to Flex Tape."

3; "This is Josephi Krakowski, here with Flex Tape,"

"100% Improved Product,"
by Satan's Daughter <3 May 28, 2018
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1; A very suburban black person/POC who acts like a stereotypical white person

2; A POC with the supposed 'white privilege' (which doesn't exist)
1; Jamie: "Are you white black, Melissa?"

Melissa: "If you're asking if I act white, then yes."
1.2; George: "I'm white black because I grew up in the suburbs of NYC."

2; Uno: "It was hard to get into college because my parents were broke,"

Richard: "Don't complain, you're white."

Uno: "But you're white black. You got right into college."
by Satan's Daughter <3 May 28, 2018
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1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.
1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."
by Satan's Daughter <3 May 28, 2018
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