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When you go to use the toilet in the middle of the night and your man leaves the toilet seat up, you sit down and fall into the toilet thus baptising your butthole with toilet water.
Last night I got a "Baptised Butthole" when I woke up at 3am to pee and of course the husband left the toilet seat up, I was so sleepy I didn't double check before I sat down and my ass fell in the toilet.
by SassyJax01 January 7, 2013
Get the Baptised Buttholemug. People that spell in text/hick ebonics talk on a regular basis and think it looks/sounds cool when it truly only makes them look like an illiterate dumbass.
Wow that girl is an idiot, look at her Hick Ebonics! On Facebook she wrote on my friends page "Me so hawt, hada whur ma wife beeter and dayzi dooks fur ma furst dey of cowledg skool tadey. Yer wurkin tamaro rite? Iz fawty bux enuf tu cuver dat nuw fone I waunt? Y cantt N E 1 undur staund me on hur? Ppl say I shuldn't have babiz cuz thur smawter den meya. Whu seyz jest cuz I spendt 3 yrz in da aighth grayd den qwit skewl, i gawt ma GED !? A nudder pursin tinx I gawt patentiol tu B smawrt. Sew sik uf dum ppl putin ma wurds dowen."
by SassyJax01 March 23, 2011
Get the Hick Ebonicsmug. Dirk Diggler and Ron Jeremy are two of the most well known Semen Slingers in the porn industry.
And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
And a few of the best well known gay Semen Slingers in music would have to be Boy George and Freddy Mercury.
by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012
Get the Semen Slingermug. Fupa is another word for Camel Toe (Fat Upper Pussy Area). Fupa Fannypack is best described as a fat womans vagina.
Jessica has the biggest Fupa Fannypack I've ever seen stuffed into a swim suit. That shit is spilling out all over the place!
by SassyJax01 December 16, 2012
Get the Fupa Fannypackmug.