Sarconious Balboney's definitions

Jinkleminer

A word to describe someone of unfathomable greed and lust. The word derives from an ancient langues used primarily by the people of Carcosa and created by Hastur the Unfathomable. The use of this word against someone who does not match the description will turn the user mad with pure biblical pain and agony. The abysmal experience will last until the user apologizes by having a fungus bog with the recipient of the misused insult.

you are a Jinkleminer, Joah Sather. I only hope pain upon you and your family.

by Sarconious Balboney November 26, 2025

Heckatoni

Used in a phrase to convey complete astonishment or confusion. Can be used as a replacement in the phrase "What the: heck, fuck, hell, jinkies, kirky, flip?"

Person 1: "Did you see that guys chocolate log chomper? It was enormous on the inside!"
Person 2: "What the heckatoni are you on about my friend?"
Person 3: "Yo gurt, ts pmo imo smh"

by Sarconious Balboney November 28, 2025

Carl

Looks like Hitler, but his name is Carl and he likes black women.

Carl has safe political views on Jewish people

by Sarconious Balboney December 1, 2025

Glongortonious

Used to describe someone or something that is utterly addicted to sniffing the fun snow (cocaine). Can also be used to describe a person who cannot stop sniffing turd cutters (anal cavity).

person 1: "Dude Jeremiah is such a glongortonious guy!"
Person 2: "He honestly has sather behaviour"

by Sarconious Balboney November 28, 2025