Piked

Stole. In the manner of a pikey (SCUMMMMMMMMMM!)

We piked this gear from the estate.

by Sarah December 18, 2004

Zifko

adj ; meaning "gods gift to women"
a man who has everything that any woman could ever want.

Dude, that guy is a total zifko, how does he do it?

by Sarah December 15, 2004

ecctos

a word neds use to describe ecstacy tablets

got any ecctos mate?

by sarah October 26, 2003

gay gimp

A joyous fellow yet challenged in the heterosexual department, often enjoying bondage and other forms of fetish styles.

"Why did you see Derek dancing at the party last night."
"Yes he's an awfully gay gimp."

by Sarah April 26, 2003

it's not you, it's me

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

by Sarah July 18, 2004

Masturbating Monkey

Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.

Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.

by Sarah April 01, 2004

kiltin

another name for kidding.

hey i'm gonna slit your throat. haha just kiltin

by sarah December 28, 2004