occward

1.) Beyond normal "awkward", SO awkward it's painful, and often causes aneurysms.

2.) Ted

"And she was like 'My mom's dead...' and it was so awkward. No, not awkward. Occward."

by Sarah December 17, 2004

snuss

synonym for kissle. A mix of kissing and snuggling.

I kissle with my boyfriend.

by Sarah May 23, 2003

the new black

The new fad, trend, or style of the moment.

Background: Since black is always in style in the fashion industry, saying something is "the new black" means that it is the hottest new thing. This phrase can be used to call out the "coolness" of anything, it's not just limited to the fashion world

"Striptease aerobics is the new black."

"I just love your yellow purse. Yellow is the new black this season."

by Sarah February 15, 2005

paff

paff means if u ever feel a little ecited and you start jumping and then all of asudden u start flying that means paff.

when i fell of my balcony into my pool,on the way down i was saying paff.

by sarah July 04, 2004

tapping the keg

giving a blow job

i tapped his keg

by sarah November 21, 2003

waffling

The inability to decide on something(s). Breakfast waffles have grooves that go up and down, like some people's opinions.

1: What color do you like?
2: Blue! No, red. No, wait- I love black. But I really like blue. No, I like red and black the best. Or maybe, green.
1: Quit waffling and just decide.

by sarah August 22, 2004

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff is a fat bitch who is a complete slut. Have you seen her with condoms in her purse? I don't wanna know who's doing her, but I just hope they don't get fat girl rabies.She's 145 pounds of bad singing. BAD SINGING. Like, my ears bleed. agghhhhh!!!!

little girl: mommy, can you buy me one of these? (looking at condoms)
mom: You've been watching too much Lizzie McGuire.

by Sarah May 13, 2005