by Sans the Lucario August 01, 2018

When 2 chimneys love each other very much, they have chimney babies. This makes it so that any person that cleans a chimney with a chimney baby will die in 7 days.
Person 1: How did you get gout?
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.
by Sans the Lucario July 06, 2018

Person 1: *Knocks on bathroom door.* Are you about done in there?
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.
Person 2: I have a bad case of Mexican stomach, so it will take a while.
by Sans the Lucario July 09, 2018

by Sans the Lucario October 26, 2017
