Sanias's definitions

Air Force one

What Nelly calls "Err-Ferce-Werns"

It's getting hot in Err-ferce-werns.

by Sanias March 16, 2004

egg-asser

adv. egg-assingly; Performing a feat whilst egg-assed.

Corey egg-assingly farted onto Spencer's chin, leaving fragments of yolk and fodder behind.

by Sanias March 12, 2004

Mike Tyson

To rape someone.

After losing a bet, Matt was forced to Mike Tyson a homeless man or become an egg-asser... he chose the former.

by Sanias September 16, 2006

home plate

n. The ass of a mother/older woman, where the jeans come up to the middle of the back, revealing an odd-shaped buttform.

I don't know if she plays baseball or is just a thief, because it looks like there's a home plate in her slacks.

by Sanias March 17, 2004

Lance King

v. to rape-dock another man

v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis

Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.

by Sanias October 6, 2011

egg-asser

n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food.

v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole.

Matt's social status improved to egg-asser after setting chicken embryo into his stink pipe.

How long do you think you can ride that pogo stick whilst egg-assed?

by Sanias March 11, 2004

pant dick

n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.

"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."

by Sanias June 29, 2005