Definitions by Samuel Wilkinson

nerd 

One with far-more-than-average knowledge of a subject, such that said subject becomes the ruling force of their life, resulting in a heavily depleted set of social skills; despised and/or pitied by geeks and norms alike.
Typically applied to computers, though any subject is viable for nerd-dom.

"Enjoy the dance. The wall of the nerds is at the back."

nerd by Samuel Wilkinson October 15, 2006

urban dick 

A particular variety of spidiot who insists on submitting offensive, mis-spelled, innacurate or obscenity-riddled entries to UrbanDictionary.com under the false impression that this somehow makes them funny.

"There are far too many urban dicks around this site."

urban dick by Samuel Wilkinson April 10, 2004

Spidiot

Someone who has no idea how to use the English language, yet insists on spreading his/her own horribly distorted version around the 'net, unaware or uncaring that they are demonstrating to the world just how stupid they are.

Individual #1: "Dude, you're so gullable. I wan2 kil u."

Individual #2: "You complete spidiot."

Spidiot by Samuel Wilkinson April 9, 2004

Cheffing

Overflowing, typically in a non-literal, metaphorical sense. Origins lie in the inability to use real words at important occasions often experienced by artists and philosophers.

"I'm cheffing with relief that I am not you," he said.

Cheffing by Samuel Wilkinson April 8, 2004

spod 

1. Someone, typically a student, inordinately naive and foolish outside of their academic field.

2. (verb) To perform one's scholastic duties to and beyond the call of duty.

1. "You're such a big spod!" she cried.

2. "I'm going to have to spod it today," she commented.

spod by Samuel Wilkinson April 8, 2004

norm 

A 'normal' person, not a geek or nerd. Most people consider themselves norms, though only around one in a thousand is a true norm.

"It's a war. A war between geeks and norms."

norm by Samuel Wilkinson April 8, 2004