Samuel Adams's definitions

scrotomascular

something so amazingly sexy that ur scrotem starts to burn and tingle and u need to put cold water or ice on it.

jason: wow what a cool... are u ok
devin: o dear jesus i need help!

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

fuck nuckler

someone who *after having lots of lubed sex* asks the femal counter-part to spread there legs so that the person can eat them while fisting them with only there nuckles in.

jason: ok now spread ur legs for the fuck nuckler..
steph: ok i love it rough...

by samuel adams February 12, 2005

testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

by samuel adams January 30, 2005

orgasmus

some pleasure that is so incredible without actually being sexual that it makes u cum right in ur pants.

jeff: omg when u do that it just makes me want to .... o my god o my god *cums* i need a cigarette!!
lisa: stop it do u want ur toe nails clipped right or not!?!?

by samuel adams February 21, 2005

ass bass

insult; to make offense; someone who has genitals that are so big that no one wants them and they have to have anal sex with tehmself.

nick: omg this feels great to bad nobod can enjoy it with me.
steck: u are an ass bass!

by samuel adams February 10, 2005

croch pheasant

insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.

mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!

by samuel adams February 4, 2005

cunt crevase

the line that runs through a vagina; the most sensitive part of a womens privates most say.

chris: i was all up in chelsea's cunt crevase yesterday!!
kyle: coool!!

by samuel adams February 3, 2005