scrotomascular

something so amazingly sexy that ur scrotem starts to burn and tingle and u need to put cold water or ice on it.
jason: wow what a cool... are u ok
devin: o dear jesus i need help!
by samuel adams January 27, 2005
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orgasmus

some pleasure that is so incredible without actually being sexual that it makes u cum right in ur pants.
jeff: omg when u do that it just makes me want to .... o my god o my god *cums* i need a cigarette!!
lisa: stop it do u want ur toe nails clipped right or not!?!?
by samuel adams February 21, 2005
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fuck nuckler

someone who *after having lots of lubed sex* asks the femal counter-part to spread there legs so that the person can eat them while fisting them with only there nuckles in.
jason: ok now spread ur legs for the fuck nuckler..
steph: ok i love it rough...
by samuel adams February 12, 2005
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jpop

1. Name given to someone of the most unorthodox --- "gay" personality
2. Teenager with no pubescent characteristics whatsoever
3. Short; Small; Feeble; Weak; Slopped Shoulders; Not Funny
4. Younger brother is more masculine than the subject
God, that guy is such a jpop. He has no fucking pubes!
by Samuel Adams April 22, 2005
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fuck farm

a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.
greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm.
adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.
by samuel adams February 10, 2005
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boneragmatic

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.
jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!
by samuel adams January 31, 2005
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love fucked

being involved with someone or liking someone supremely and then getting shut down bc the counter part wants to remain friends instead.
sam: i wish we could make this night more special...*wink wink*
brook: me too.....but i think that u should know...... i just like u as a friend....
sam: NO!! i was totally just love fucked!
by samuel adams March 15, 2005
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