muff maiden

A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.
Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.
by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006
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Virginia

A formerly southern state that sometimes likes to pretend it still is.

Contains a lot of invented nostalgia felt in a superficial way by people who were never part of the old culture.
Virginia is still a southern state the way a girl who takes it up the ass is still a virgin.
by Sam is a Dick September 20, 2007
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Conservative

Old definition: One who wishes to preserve old evils as opposed to a liberal who clamors for new ones.

New definition: Someone who believes in ultra-fascist government where a single leader makes all decisions and is unquestionable, combined with a radical upward redistribution of income and cruelty for the fun of it; as opposed to a liberal who wants to dismantle the military, trust terrorists not to hurt us, and eat the rich. One of two classes of fuckwit in this country.
How dare you attack the integrity of the president in front of me, I'm a conservative you know.
by Sam is a Dick April 18, 2007
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The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.
Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.
by Sam is a Dick May 08, 2007
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designated hippie

The at least one hippie in every undergraduate classroom, who spends all their time in that class talking hippie shit and being generally arrogant. Ironically they usually become Republicans after graduating.

Sometimes shortened as D.H., a reference to the designated hitter rule in baseball.
Oh geez did you hear what the fucking designated hippie said in class today? Worst thing is it had nothing to do with what was going on in class.
by Sam is a Dick October 13, 2006
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