Sam 's definitions

cock master

realy stupid and not doing what you expect it would

this computer is such a cock master

by sam November 5, 2003

Jubbla

oi ben ur fuck head

bens a faggot eat arse

by sam June 19, 2004

Yeah but, no but...

Part of the incoherent string of words uttered by Vicky Pollard of Little Britain - and those in England who are like her (of which there are far too many)

Teacher: "Vicky, do you have that essay for me?"
Vicky: "Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, yeah but Keanu stole it from me but thats nothing because he fingered Meredith on the swings round the back of the school..."

by Sam January 3, 2005

vitamins J & D

slang for Jack Daniels Whiskey

He came to the party with a bottle of orange juice fortified with vitamins J & D

by Sam October 13, 2003

Hahalamiao

Word used most commonly on instant messaging programs to show a moment of intense laughter. First came around when the words 'Haha'-meaning to laugh - and 'LMAO'-meaning to laugh ones arse off were fused together. Pronounced 'Hah-hah-lam-ee-ow.' Used most commonly in the North Hertfordshire town of Hitchin.

'Hahalamiao! That's incredibly funny!'

'OMFG Hahalamiao!!!!!'

by Sam September 1, 2008

tranny

short for Transplants: a term used frequently in Santa Cruz to describe people that were not born and raised in town aka not locals. Typically used by the surfing community

All the rich tranny valleys moving in to the neighborhood are pushing the locals out.

by sam April 13, 2005

Cranky

1) Referring to a boat that is liable to capsize
2) The sexual act of tossing salad when extremely angry or upset

-My boats been cranky lately so I won't sail it
-And right in the middle of the argument, Barry just flipped me over and gave me a wicked cranky

by Sam April 17, 2005