Definitions by Salty Giraffe Poo

Canadian Orgasm 

When you have an orgasm and then apologize.

LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.

Canadian Orgasm by Salty Giraffe Poo January 1, 2022

neapolicock 

When your penis isn't one color, not two colors, but three colors! The most common neapolicocks are white, brown, and pink much like Neapolitan Ice Cream.

Doug was at breakfast yesterday educating the masses about his three colored neapolicock.

neapolicock by Salty Giraffe Poo May 10, 2018

Cornfetti Mudbath

When you want her to shit on your chest, but she has corny poo.

I asked Maria to drop one on my chest last night.. She painted me with Cornfetti Mudbath.

Cornfetti Mudbath by Salty Giraffe Poo December 8, 2017