2 definitions by SalmanTheMan
An idiot attempting to act as a full-time criminal, but is psychologically unfit for the job, failing to commit thievery and ultimately messing theirselves up.
Brooke: You know, whenever I play Payday 2 with my friend Victor, he always manages to become a Crimoco on the Bank Heist map.
by SalmanTheMan April 29, 2020
An obsolete smartass who has no purpose but to make people jealous about themselves due to their own personal flaws.
Kyle: What was your mark after the test?
Sean: I'm not telling you, but I know that I have done better than you and everyone else.
Kyle: Shut up, nayak.
Sean: I'm not telling you, but I know that I have done better than you and everyone else.
Kyle: Shut up, nayak.
by SalmanTheMan December 15, 2019