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An idiot attempting to act as a full-time criminal, but is psychologically unfit for the job, failing to commit thievery and ultimately messing theirselves up.
Brooke: You know, whenever I play Payday 2 with my friend Victor, he always manages to become a Crimoco on the Bank Heist map.
Crimoco by SalmanTheMan April 29, 2020
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crimocracy 

A combination or acceptance of a governing party or relationship with the institutions as a fundamental datum, based on mafia style such as having a form of justice of its own and uses murder as a punishment and not as a crime.
I'd stay out of Russia or any other FSR (Former Soviet Republic) because their government is a crimocracy.
crimocracy by Mattman85208 December 10, 2008
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Crimonoles 

Slang for the Florida State Seminoles.
The Criminoles had another player suspended for stealing beef jerky from K-Mart.
Crimonoles by PooperScooper September 24, 2003

Crimcord 

Crimcord is the official criminality Roblox communication server, this server is full of people who sold their soul to get the master role (you get this role when level 40), and someone and I quote said "I hope this server burns in hell because it's full of no life losers"
Crimcord
Crimcord by FunnyGas November 16, 2022

crimecop 

Officer Bill likes to harass innocent people. Crimecop.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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