Verb. To voluntarily leave the hospital or decline an ambulance (usually out of anger)
Short for “against medical advice paperwork”
Short for “against medical advice paperwork”
“The nurse was pissing me off so I was like whatever, I’m gonna ama my ass outta here and go home to see my cat.”
“I signed ama cause fuck the hospital food.”
“I signed ama cause fuck the hospital food.”
by Sacredfart September 13, 2023
Get the AMA mug.A hypothetical ideology in which someone is equally racist against every race however the reasons for the racism is different for every group, but the amount of racism remains the same.
That one friend: “idk man, all these blacks are getting on my nerves.”
You: “woahhhh step back.”
That one friend: “don’t worry so are the whites, and the Asians, and the natives.”
You: “oh so people in general are getting on your nerves?”
That one friend: “no, whites annoy me cause they’re always triggered over things and blacks annoy me cause they stole my bike and Asians-“
You: “just stfu literally stfu shut up shut the shut up.”
That one friend: “why?”
You: “because you’re being such an emo depressed doomer.”
That one friend: “no it’s a thing called neoracism.”
You: “woahhhh step back.”
That one friend: “don’t worry so are the whites, and the Asians, and the natives.”
You: “oh so people in general are getting on your nerves?”
That one friend: “no, whites annoy me cause they’re always triggered over things and blacks annoy me cause they stole my bike and Asians-“
You: “just stfu literally stfu shut up shut the shut up.”
That one friend: “why?”
You: “because you’re being such an emo depressed doomer.”
That one friend: “no it’s a thing called neoracism.”
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Get the Neoracism mug.Your Honor what you found in my car was just a bunch of sugar I have never even heard of cockaine and I have nothing of the sort.
by Sacredfart May 19, 2023
Get the Cockaine mug.A white blonde girl that meets the stereotype. Attractive, dumb, main quality is sex, fake, acts and looks like a Barbie, and way too feminine.
by Sacredfart June 26, 2023
Get the Bimbo mug.This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.
Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.
Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
by Sacredfart April 04, 2023
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Me: *stops suddenly.*
Friend: “are you okay?”
Me: “yeah there’s a narc behind me.”
Friend: “oh you mean-“
Me: “shut the fuuuuuuck shhhhh don’t say her name, don’t make eye contact, if you say it three times in the mirror she’ll appear in your dreams and make you complete your competency checklist.”
Friend: “stop being ridiculous, she’s no narc.”
She: *walks over the admin.*
Admin: “so you’ve been watching him (friend), you have any more reports?”
She: “yeah it showed on that camera I put in his window that he was watching an R rated movie with his 16 year old brother. You have to be 17 to do that.”
Friend: “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!”
Me: “whatever I’m going home.”
Friend: “what’s wrong with you? Back me up!”
Me: “no way, you’re own fault that you didn’t listen to my narcdar.
Me: *stops suddenly.*
Friend: “are you okay?”
Me: “yeah there’s a narc behind me.”
Friend: “oh you mean-“
Me: “shut the fuuuuuuck shhhhh don’t say her name, don’t make eye contact, if you say it three times in the mirror she’ll appear in your dreams and make you complete your competency checklist.”
Friend: “stop being ridiculous, she’s no narc.”
She: *walks over the admin.*
Admin: “so you’ve been watching him (friend), you have any more reports?”
She: “yeah it showed on that camera I put in his window that he was watching an R rated movie with his 16 year old brother. You have to be 17 to do that.”
Friend: “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!”
Me: “whatever I’m going home.”
Friend: “what’s wrong with you? Back me up!”
Me: “no way, you’re own fault that you didn’t listen to my narcdar.
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