23 definitions by Sacredfart
Connotation: medical slang
Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.
Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)
Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.
Etiology: Comes from the psychological “spoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)
Someone: “wanna hang out today?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”
Me: “Nah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: “tf is a spoon?”
by Sacredfart November 2, 2022
Theater kids but with more drugs. They’re easily spotted using the following criteria:
- they often suffer from main character syndrome
- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues
- they often suffer from main character syndrome
- they are well over the age of 18
- They’re that one group of loud white people at every bar
- They’re very passionate about issues
Person: “thank you for picking me up very quickly, I just needed to get outta that situation.”
Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”
Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”
Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”
Uber: “you’re welcome. Was it a dangerous situation? Do I need to report anything?”
Person: “no, there was just a lot of theater adults there and they sucked the energy outta my mind and body.”
Uber: “oh no I’m so sorry.”
by Sacredfart February 20, 2023
A disease with a diagnostic criteria so vast that it consumes and absorbs all the other diseases. Short for “catch all diagnosis.”
Person 1: “Idk man, I was just sitting in class then my heart started beating real fast and I fainted.”
Person 2: “did you see a doctor?”
Person 1: “yeah they said it’s anxiety and that fainting was recently added to the symptoms in the DSM.”
Person 2: “whatever anxiety is a catch all anyway.”
(It was stage 5 cancer)
Person 2: “did you see a doctor?”
Person 1: “yeah they said it’s anxiety and that fainting was recently added to the symptoms in the DSM.”
Person 2: “whatever anxiety is a catch all anyway.”
(It was stage 5 cancer)
by Sacredfart March 12, 2023
A hypothetical ideology in which someone is equally racist against every race however the reasons for the racism is different for every group, but the amount of racism remains the same.
That one friend: “idk man, all these blacks are getting on my nerves.”
You: “woahhhh step back.”
That one friend: “don’t worry so are the whites, and the Asians, and the natives.”
You: “oh so people in general are getting on your nerves?”
That one friend: “no, whites annoy me cause they’re always triggered over things and blacks annoy me cause they stole my bike and Asians-“
You: “just stfu literally stfu shut up shut the shut up.”
That one friend: “why?”
You: “because you’re being such an emo depressed doomer.”
That one friend: “no it’s a thing called neoracism.”
You: “woahhhh step back.”
That one friend: “don’t worry so are the whites, and the Asians, and the natives.”
You: “oh so people in general are getting on your nerves?”
That one friend: “no, whites annoy me cause they’re always triggered over things and blacks annoy me cause they stole my bike and Asians-“
You: “just stfu literally stfu shut up shut the shut up.”
That one friend: “why?”
You: “because you’re being such an emo depressed doomer.”
That one friend: “no it’s a thing called neoracism.”
by Sacredfart March 20, 2023
Verb. To voluntarily leave the hospital or decline an ambulance (usually out of anger)
Short for “against medical advice paperwork”
Short for “against medical advice paperwork”
“The nurse was pissing me off so I was like whatever, I’m gonna ama my ass outta here and go home to see my cat.”
“I signed ama cause fuck the hospital food.”
“I signed ama cause fuck the hospital food.”
by Sacredfart September 14, 2023
A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 13, 2023
by Sacredfart December 19, 2022